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All You Want For Christmas…..

Happy Holiday’s Losers!

Only I know what you really want for Christmas. No one knows the real you like I do. They would be shocked to know that all you want is my shit and farts. You’re so addicted, aren’t you faggot?

I can picture your ultimate Christmas with me. You run to your stocking with your name on it-“Loser,” of course. You reach into your big, red stocking and find a glass bottle. I instruct you to open it and take a big whiff. It’s just what a pathetic loser like you has been hoping for all year long. I bottled up my farts just for you.

I’m feeling extra generous this year and I am going to smother your  pathetic face with my gorgeous ass while I give you a brown and yellow Christmas treat.

 

Show me how much you care!

 

Written By: Missy
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Goodbye Santa

          http://www.smittenkittens.net/Journal/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/b993c582269053be0df9f40bb6bca9f9.jpg      I  went and had a few drinks after my Burlesque show before my late night plans. This man in a Santa suit was really getting on my fucking nerves. I was feeling wicked and decided to make him my evening plans.

I invited him to have a few drinks with me and slipped something in it. He was feeling dizzy and walked out to the dark alley. My potion worked and soon, he was a slight 2 inches tall.  Poor wee man. I spiked him with my stiletto heel, picked him up and put him in my purse. He should have a blast with all the sharp implements in my leather purse.

Once at my loft, I let him lose on my floor. My cats were chasing him and I told him he better run fast if he wants to survive. The cameras were on and my friends were making bets on his survival. This really was fucking hysterical to watch. The terror in his tiny eyes was making me excited and my pussy needed some attention.

I couldn’t leave my little man alone as he might have gotten eaten or lost. I took my hot glue gun and glued him to the tip of my vibe. I think I heard him scream in pain from the hot glue. Once it cooled, I began to fuck myself. I came so fucking hard, that it drowned the wee man. I guess the only thing left to do was pee him out and flush him.

 

Written By: Malaya Maxxx
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Email: malayamax@aol.com

Home For The Holidays

With the holidays approaching, everyone is planning small intimate gatherings.  You are on your own this year, and not really planning anything special. This will be a quiet year for me as well. Why not spend it together. With so many travel restrictions, I imagine many couples are doing the same.  I will light some candles, put on sexy red lingerie, and pour myself a drink.  Let’s chat for a bit as we get cozy together. After a while, things will get very intimate. Just you and me getting very aroused while we’re kissing. 

Tell me what you want? Tell me what toys you want me to use when we make love. You can be in complete control of me for the night. If you prefer, I will take control of you, lover. 

Email me and let me know you have read my blog, and I will send you an email with a private Christmas special.  What are you waiting for?

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Written By: Dirty Daphne
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Email- xoxodaphne@aol.com

 

Mom’s Boyfriend Is Pimping Me Out

Even though I’m 8 months pregnant with a big belly, I’m still getting pimped out by my mom’s boyfriend. I’ll be laying in bed trying to sleep and step-dad barges in with a new man that has paid good money to fuck his preggo step-daughter. They love my big belly and milky tits. I have to admit, I like it too.

I love my pregnant swollen cunt filled with as much cock as I can get. Sometimes they come in 3 or 4 at a time to have a go at me. It’s such a delicious taboo and they know they can cum in me over and over and never have to worry about getting me pregnant.

I have no idea how much they pay because I never get any of the money, but it must be good because he keeps bringing them in to take me. I’ve started sleeping naked because I know there will be a man or 2 in my bed at some point in the night. Some of them can’t get enough. My step-dad is already planning on a breeding party after I pop this baby out. I can only imagine how much money he’ll make off the men that are dying to put a baby in me!

 

http://theklassykat.com/user_images/tkk_knockedupbobbysue.jpg Written By: Bobby Sue
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Email- knockedupbobbysue@aol.com

 

I’m Turning Him

I have a caller that is such a pathetic loser. When he first started calling me, he would tell me about being a subby pig that liked being bossed around by a woman and eating her shit. As time went on, he confessed that what he really wanted to be a cocksucker. I know how to work with those!

I encouraged him to start seeking it out. He’s been visiting the glory holes and gaining a reputation for being a good cocksucker. I’ve trained him so well. He now knows how truly pathetic I find him and quickly offers me $100 for answering the phone. It’s a good start and he knows I’ll hang up if he doesn’t. I have real men to service after all.

  He strokes his little dick and tells me how horny it makes him being a dick sucking fag. I tell him it’s time to move on to the next step, that he needs to bend over and really take a proper pounding. He loves it. He’ll tell me he needs to cum and I tell him that’s too bad. I don’t think he deserves it. I let him suffer until he begs me to take his money and then I allow it. He cums hard and takes a beautiful wallet raping at the same time.

Our calls are the best and I’m always looking forward to the next time when I can hear his new stories and take his money at the same time!

 

Written By: Anna
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Home Spa Day

Every once in a while, I need some TLC. Everything has been crazy lately and I can’t get in to the spa for the treatment that I need.

I was doing some research on things that are good for home facials and your skin and came upon something amazing. Semen. I squealed in excitement. I knew how to get that and it not cost a dime.

I started making phone calls to see if I had a few volunteers and it turns out there were a lot of friends needing to blow their loads. I invited them over and sat and waited for them to arrive.

Once everyone was here, I took off my little robe and exposed my body to them. I put a tarp down on the floor and sunk to my knees. Just a glimpse of my sexy body had them all hard. The first load I took directly to the face. That warm cum felt amazing running down my chin. I rubbed it in and waited for the next. This one hit my breasts. I was starting to get wet.

The line started dwindling down and and my body was absolutely saturated with jizz. After they left, I rolled around in it to make sure it was all over every inch of my body.

I got up and took a shower and went to bed. When I woke up, my skin was so soft! I highly recommend this home remedy!

 

Written By: Bambi
Call  Bambi @ 1-877-399-6245
Email: talknasty2bambi@aol.com

Christmas Comes But Once A year

   

  It’s that time of the year for friends, parties, and lots of good cheer.  This year is a bit unusual for many with no large gatherings. I have always liked small, intimate gatherings much more.  My son is home from college with a few of his friends in tow. How I love having a full house of young men with their sweat, smell and raging hormones.

  I went shopping and filled the house with all their favorite treats.  These young men will certainly need their energy! Yes, there’s a wicked smile on my sexy, full red lips. 

My boys arrived and after we kissed and hugged, they went to their rooms to clean up a bit before dinner. I think we drank a bit more than we ate. Everyone was laughing, joking and flirting with me. Did I mention how much I love a house full of sexy, young men? About 1 am we all reluctantly went to bed. The booze hit us all and it was a long day.

I woke up to see two of the boys standing by the side of my bed. I was half asleep but I know what I saw. It was two big, thick, hard young cocks. I smiled, pulled off the sheets, and invited them into my bed. 

Just because Christmas cums once a year, you don’t have too!

 

Written By: Suzanne
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Email- milfsuzanne@aol.com

 

I try so hard…

I try so hard to be a good girl, but it’s so hard. I adore my boyfriend, but his cock just isn’t enough for me. As soon as he goes out of town, I’m on the phone looking for someone to play with. He doesn’t even know that I do phone sex and get off with men every single day. He would be furious. I don’t care though. I need it! I need to cum multiple times a day and he can’t do that for me. I feel so naughty sneaking around behind his back. It just makes it worse and I need more.

Sometimes I even do calls with him asleep in the bedroom. It’s so fucking hot making other men cum with him here. I have to bite my lip to keep from screaming when I hear men stroking their cocks and listening to my seductive voice.

Every time my phone rings, my pussy is wet and dripping, ready to make your cock feel good… even if my boyfriend is here!

 

 

Written By: Tyler
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Email: submissiveliltyler@yahoo.com

 

Oink For Torrie

I have a new caller and he snorts just like a piggy when he is excited. It is so fucking funny! Next time we talk I am going to let my friends listen in. Don’t tell! Until our call, he had no idea that he was a cock-sucking, shit piggy that loves all my fluids. I mean all of them! His favorite is my slimy green snot.

He doesn’t touch himself on our calls, because that would be just disrespectful. His words, not mine. The oink sounds though? I laughed so hard I almost snorted. Maybe my snorts would have given him more of my precious green snot. LMFAO!  I ‘m wondering now if he even has a winky because he never mentions it.

I wonder what he likes more? Cock or my slimy green snot? Not to mention my hard shit grapes that he roots for just like a Truffle Piggy.  I promised him I would stuff my cute little mouth with a whole lot of chili fries to give him what he really craves. That would be my wet, smelly, sloppy brown shower.

I didn’t mention yet his experience with cocks. That is because he is just now figuring out he is a cock sucking fag. For now, it’s all about my tasty shit, pee, cum and snot. A virtual buffet for the oinker.

 

Written By: Teen Torrie
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Email- teentorrie@aol.com

 

 

 

Christmas Shopping

It’s the time of the year I hate the most. I love Christmas, but all the boring Christmas shopping, the crowds, hot stores, they all tend to put me in a horrible mood.

I was getting ready to go out to get it over with when I had a brilliant idea. I went into my nightstand and pulled out some Ben-Wa balls. I rubbed my pussy a little to get it wet and slid two inside me. At least I could have a little fun during this task.

Everything was going great for a while. I could feel them inside of me during my ride to the mall and was getting a little tingly as I walked in the entrance. The faster I moved around, the more I tingled. It was getting more intense.

I finally had to pause in front of a display and pretend to look. My breath was coming in pants and my skin had a sheen of sweat. I squeezed my thighs together and closed my eyes. In front of everyone in the store, I had a huge orgasm. I could feel my juices running down my legs. No one else seemed to notice.

I finally had my breath back enough and started walking again. My pussy was so sensitive that I felt another orgasm coming and had to stop again. I decided that it was time to take them out, but getting to a bathroom was hard. My pussy was way too sensitive. Every movement produced another orgasm.

I finally made it to the bathroom and got them out. Even that made me cum. All I could do was laugh. It definitely wasn’t a normal boring shopping trip!

 

 

 Written By: Ginger
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Email: southernnaughtyginger@gmail.com