Phone Sex
Let me guess, vanilla phone sex isn’t doing it for you anymore? You need a dirty phone slut like me to take you into those hardcore fantasies you’ve been craving. Maybe you want a sexy accomplice to help you do your dirty work or a seductive beauty to make the abduction go smoother. It’s always no limits, no taboos and always anything goes with me. Lets get nasty together.
Jersey
jersey4phone@aol.com
Anyone remember Revenge of the Nerds? Well that movie got it right. That scene with him faking to be the football player and rocking that cheerleaders world in the moon pit? So hot and so true. Here is why I believe geeks make the best lovers.
1. They’re so damn cute. They come in so many shapes and sizes and varieties. There are wire glasses, contacts, long hair that you love to play with, to short hair just good enough to grab when you have your legs wrapped around him while he is fucking you hard. The have a shy smile that makes you oooo all over them. They even make you want to cuddle them and take them home with you. Of course, for the most part, this adorable outside hides an even sexier inside, and the innocent smile hides the heart of a sexual artist.
2. They’re capable of intelligent speech— OMG this is soooooo key. I love a man that can talk about world issues, politics, have opinions that are backed with rationale thought. The geeks usually can relate to interesting topics, feel comfortable talking about their past, tell fun stories, and ask intelligent questions. This leads to the next reason…
3. Geek boys know how to listen— I’m not kidding. They really do. And then they ask relevant questions to the topic at hand. Just remember to repay the favor.
4. They have female friends — Some may call them wussies or it may be intimidating to us, but think about it this way, they understand the female mind a little better than most guys and have a clearer understanding of our personalities.
5. When you get them there, they’re AMAZING in the bedroom— They care about our pleasure and will listen to us. Just be honest in what you need and what you want…don’t be afraid to say “little to the left.” They’ll be happy to move that little to the left. Many of them also have a pervy streak. Also a great thing, almost every single one of them LOVES licking pussy and oh my god….they’re amazing at it.
6. They have careers— and they’re serious about them. Again, you can’t be the dependent type. Sometimes they’re workaholics…but this can be a plus. They don’t want you to be at home waiting for them and pathetically staring at the phone. They want you to go out and have a life and a career too.
I want to fuck at midnight and keep it going all night, call me and warm me up or fuck me hard on New Years…please baby do it. Promise me!
I have been told by my Dom that I am to be the “entertainment” at O/our monthly D/s munch, to be held at His house on new Year’s Eve this year. And I am kind of nervous about it, you see. My Dom and I have been having some differences recently and I’m not sure what He has in store for me. It could be bondage, a blindfold, handcuffs, Japanese cloverclamps. He may use His hands, His floggers, His whip, His cane, candle wax perhaps. He may cockslap my face, teasing me mercilessly. But worst of all, He may try to make an example out of me, which is my worst fear. Stay tuned to find out what happens, or better yet, give me a call and let’s fuck our brains out to get my mind off of it!
I am my nephew’s favorite aunt, have been for a few years now. My brother is such a jerk, he is so hard on my nephew, expects so much from him. But he always looks forward to spending time with his Auntie Kat. This New Year’s Eve will be a special treat. I have told him to come and spend the night at my place and bring some of his guy friends with him. I know that he’s been bragging about me to them like adolescent boys tend to do. I am looking forward to a night full of stud boys, contributing to their delinquency just a bit, MMMMM. A good gang-bang is just what I’ve been needing. I’ll break out the beer and the bubbly and we’ll bring in the New Year with several well-placed BANGS!
Coming back from a trip to a boyfriend’s family, I really needed to run to the potty room. I ended up going but since I didn’t see anyone parked around, I snuck over to the men’s room and yelled for him that I wanted to fuck him. He said all was clear and in I went to the stall.
We quickly closed the door. We were in such a hurry that we didn’t check to make sure it latched. I my jeans and panties off with one motion and pushed him down on the seat. I grabbed his hard cock and started stroking it
He laid his head back against the cool wall and moaned with my talented lips wrapped around his cock head. I pushed my spaghetti straps down exposing the fullness of my breasts.
I then rubbed the engorged head over my clit and between my dripping snatch and then began to impale myself on him, moaning loud. It was then that we heard the voices coming into the men’s room.
The two men that had heard my moans were now outside the door of the stall. I could see their shadow and when one of them leaned up against the door to peek through the crack the door swung open. There we were. My ass bouncing up and down on the hard cock and the two men staring at us dumbfounded. I got even hornier at the thought of being finally really caught.
I yelled, “Don’t stop! Fuck me hard! I’m so horny. I need more cock!!”
The men didn’t need a second invitation and had their pants down around their ankles in no time. They fucked my throat and my ass…….mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I was so fucking horny.
I thought he might tear me apart and was going to stop it but as he shoved his 10 inch monster up my ass I started to come again.
I was on one long orgasm and screamed. “Fuck me you bastards. I want more cock!! FUCK ME!”
I can’t even remember how long this went on but it was mmmm mmmm good.
So I am just remembering the past and the many times of sexual prowess when I remembered one prior New Year’s night. I was going out with an early 30’s guy and he allowed his buddy (about the same age) to tag along. Back then my looks were even better. I was a perfect, slim figure.
We’d had several drinks and I started to get all giddy like. I decided it would be fun to flirt with his buddy and he was rather attractive. I just had a hunch he was packing some heat in those pants of his. My guy encouraged me, enjoying me tease him!
The bar closed and we all decided to go back to my place for a few more drinks. A couple more drinks back at we started to talk all about sex! My guy, knowing his buddy was married and not getting any, said that I should help him out!
He told me to stroke him while he was laughing. I didn’t have to think twice, I was horny as hell and his cock was hard and obviously attracted to me. I watched his face in total disbelief as I slipped my hand in and pulled out his rapidly hardening cock!
My guy kept encouraging me by yelling for me to make him rock hard and stroke his hot cock and to make him cum all over my face.
I felt his balls starting to tighten and his breathing begin to race. A few seconds later, I had spunk all over my hand and he collapsed onto the sofa, satisfied and stunned by what had just happened.
It didn’t end there, we tried some new positions I never had even thought of. We did crazy animals positions, numbers, hell they even did an Eiffel Tower on me. I didn’t care, I was so wet and horny and came so many times….ahhhhhhh what a night. Make my New Years memorable again babe!
This is the BUSIEST night of the year for me! Not to mention when I make the most money and get to hit on the most hot guys and have them hit on me. I save my sexiest outfit to wear on this night and it’s barely legal and there! My taxicab sees more action tonight than on any other night of the year. I even have time between runs for a sweet blowjob or a hot back-door quickie! Wanna try out my cab, sexy? Give me a call!
It’s that time of the year, when people make their New Year’s resolutions. I’ve been thinking about this for the past few days, and after a great deal of thought and observation, I’m having trouble coming up with one. Diet ….. scratch that, don’t need one, right? Attitude or personality ….., nix that one, too, I am told that I’m like golden sunshine in that department. It’s hard to change being gorgeous or perfect I guess, at least according to my admirers. Of course, the only resolution I think I can make for next year is to have MORE and MORE phone sex! Now, we all know how good I am at that and practice makes me even MORE perfect at it!
My tongue craves the taste. All I want to do is coax that hot load out of the tip of your dick. I know if I lick and suck it long enough it will give me that beautiful shot of hot goodness that my taste buds need. So I continue to lovingly tease and nurture that swollen head until I can finally have what I want…..feed me!
