Don’t you think if you have a small dick that you should consider just getting a sex change and becoming a girl? Seriously. If your dick is so small and pathetic that it can’t satisfy a woman when you fuck her, then why have it? If it’s the size of a clitty you might as well have a pussy instead for real.
As for me I know that a little pathetic teenie weenie is nothing but a waste of foreskin to me. No way would I ever let you fuck me. Fuck no I am not willing to put it in my mouth and suck it. You are not worth my time to even jack you off. The only thing your little tiny man clitty could possibly offer me is some entertainment and good laughs.
In fact you could just stand there and finger your little clitty while me and my girlfriends just laugh at you. Some popcorn and a pepsi and we will have the best comedy to watch imaginable. You standing there with your miniscule pencil dick, fingering it being it isn’t even big enough for you to wrap your hand around and jack. Yes that sounds like a view that would create lots of good laughs for me and my girls.
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