A lot of my girlfriends are blondes, either by birth or by choice. I mean I once tried to go dark and it was seriously depressing, I never wanna go back to that. I can for sure say that I have more fun as a blonde. I do have one friend, Hillary who is someone who changes her hair color almost as often as she changes her panties. I don’t know why she goes dark or even why she stays dark. She is so much more fun as a blonde. For instance, last month she was a brunette and we were out at this club, this guy approached us and he was pretty interested in the both of us, if you know what I mean! But Hillary was not having it at all. She was such a prude. This past weekend, Hillary went lighter and blonder and it was like and instant personality change. She was more fun, more flirty and more sexual. We were making out with each other at the club, letting guys buy us shots and get us pretty hammered. We ended up in the back VIP with this one guy and he sat there watching as Hillary and I were making out and playing with each other. This is the friend I love and adored! So glad to have her back and hopefully she will stay blonde this time but she is way more fun!
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a rooster?
A: A Rooster says in the Morning – “Cockll-doodlle-doooooo”, while a blonde shouts, “Any-cock’ll-doooo.”