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Delaney’s Special Massage

         

         

   I’m a very busy girl between work and school, so sometimes I just feel exhausted. My daddy always laughs at that, saying I’m much too young to be so tired. If daddy only knew the things I get up too. 

My whole body was sore from gymnastics and I really needed a long massage. There is this place on Elm that advertises massages. It’s a seedy looking place, so maybe they don’t charge too much?

It didn’t seem too busy and for some reason, the massage therapists were all mostly ladies in sexy clothes.  I however; went for the man with the big hands. 

I’m not at all shy so I quickly removed my clothes and laid on the table. The hot oil and his strong hands soon at me completely relaxed. Maybe a little too relaxed. He laughed when I let out a big fart. He explained it was normal and natural. So, I let out another, and then another.

I was so relaxed, I just closed my eyes without anymore worry. His hands were working their way down to my oiled ass cheeks. Then though, I felt something else. A warm tongue was licking up my ass crack, then sliding in and tongue fucking me. Maybe I was a little too relaxed because all of a sudden. Oops! 

 

Written By: Delaney
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A Very Messy Date Night

I met a new boy online and I was so excited for our first meet-up; date, fuck session, call it whatever you want!  We chatted but you know there are some secrets and treats that a girl needs to keep to herself at first. Wink, wink!

He looked as good as his pictures. Sexy in a sort of shy way. We went to my favorite Indian restaurant. I’m liking him already. I can eat, trust me. I’m never shy when it comes to food and sex. 

We ate and drank, and talked. Suddenly my tummy began to rumble a bit. Just the food in my full tummy.

We got in his car to go back to my place, and oops, I had a little fart. I could have been embarrassed, but why?  He didn’t seem bothered at all. After the ride to my place, my tummy sort of calmed down.

I was about to set the mood and light a scented candle, but he stopped me. He said he wanted to smell a bit more of what he smelt in his car. I couldn’t help but giggle and of course, give him what he wanted. This one though seemed a bit messy.

He asked my why the strange look on my face. I lifted up my skirt and turned around to show him the brown stain on my white cotton panties. 

He let out a huge sigh and crawled over to me, pressing his face right there at my dirty little butt. 

 

 

Written By: Delaney
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Better Know Your Place

       I have been thinking about you a lot lately. If you only knew the dirty thoughts in my head. 

Over the weekend, I got the fuck of my  life. I mean just look at the beautiful cock. I did miss you though, as I had a very special place for you to be. 

Poor you, as you were thinking that special place would be in my hot, tight ass while my boyfriend fucked my wet pussy. You, of course, would be very fucking wrong. Your place is on your knees at my pussy hole and my guy’s huge dick. That’s right! You will be my fluffer and my clean-up crew. 

Did I see your little thing stiffen at those words? Don’t worry, there is plenty dripping out for your hungry tummy!

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Written By: Delaney
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What Are You Waiting For

    I see you looking in on my boyfriend and I. You are just dying to join us. That little clitty of yours is rock hard, and throbbing now. You so badly want to put your mouth right there at my holes. 

                   Aren’t you the lucky asswipe! My boyfriend has agreed to let you join in. First though, I have a tiny little problem. My bottom needs a cleaning before he fucks it. Get in there, yummy for your tummy! Lick and lick till my ass is perfectly clean. There ya go! 

                  Suck his cock, show him just how excited you are. Now, guide it into my tight asshole. Slow down, you little shit stain. Now, you are in charge of keeping my asshole and his dick super wet. Get down there, keep your tongue right at my perfect, shitty little asshole. 

Don’t get greedy, you cunt, that big, beautiful dick is mine! Sometimes, though, I don’t really like jizz dripping out of my ass all day. Get over here cum dump and bend over, spread your cheeks, and do your job!

 

 

Written By: Teen Torrie
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L. O. S. E. R.

 

 

L is for the tiny LITTLE thing you call a cock

O. is for the ORGASM you could never give me. Ugh, gross!

S. is for the SEX you will never get.

E. is for how EMBARRASSED you always make yourself around me. 

R. is for RAPE which you will love my boyfriend to do to you.

Put it all together it spells LOSER and that’s exactly what you are to me!

 

 

Written By: Teen Torrie
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God Damn Cunt Of A Man

Fucking hell, you really aren’t much of a man, are you? Look at you and your goddamn flabby ass. You made me so mother fucking sick that I just want to vomit in your face. Are you fucking kidding me, THAT got your clit to twitch? 

Oh no, you don’t! Don’t you dare try to back away from me. You are a little fucking cunt of a man, and I intend to treat you as such. 

Assume the position, head back and on your knees. Why should I sit on the hard, cold toilet seat, when I have your ugly fucking face to sit on?  Beg me for it, beg me to let you suck my shit like a dick. Fuck, you are so goddamn gross!

You know what? I have totally had enough of you.

Get on all fours and crawl to the pen. If you displease me, it will be the choke collar for you.

Get to fucking crawling, bitch.

 

 

 Written By: Poison Ivy
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Christmas Comes But Once A Year

                   You poor man, you get it only on your birthday, and Christmas.  Sort of sucks to be you! I never really understood why, till today.

Hiding passwords from me is useless.  Why do you think your house is never clean when I am done? It’s because  I play on your computer all day, and there is no way you will get away with telling me to stop it. Getting nervous, are you? You know exactly what I saw.

This is how it is going to go from here on.  You will do the work for me, and pay me triple. You will service me, and my boyfriend whenever we say. If you don’t, I will show everyone just what I saw on your computer. 

                   You seem to doubt me? Are you trying to like touch me or something? I guess I need to refresh your memory. Let’s turn this on.

Oh look here!  You down on all fours with your face in a dog bowl.  Is that Michael from school? Oh, wow it looks like someone loves it up his flabby ass. You are now down on your knees, and Michael is sitting on your face, and…..OMG!!  Did you just eat that.  Oh dear, where are my manners? Let me pull down my shorts, and give you something to wash it down! 

 

Written By: Teen Torrie
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Delaney’s Special Yule Log

  I love holiday baking. It’s so much fun to see what tasty treats I can bake for my closest friends. Vanilla, strawberry, coconut, and of course, decadent chocolate. Yum! I bake the best cupcakes! 

They’re some boys, that really love chocolate. I mean, they absolutely crave it. Those are my kind of guys. Wink, Wink. How can I say this? Giggles. They like my special chocolate that appears after I have eaten that cake. 

Everyone has left, but you’re hanging around. You keep trying to feed me cake and encourage me to drink more Irish Coffee. Then it happens. A wonderful, enticing loud fart from my adorable shit hole. You instantly stiffen, anticipating what is to come. 

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Written By: Delaney
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Sweet Cheeks Delaney

            You catch me walking by while you’re in your favorite coffee shop. You don’t see my face but you’re mesmerized by my sexy, teen butt. You toss some bills on the table, as you try to catch up with me. You keep your distance as not to be caught looking. What a perv you are. 

You’re already late for work, but nothing matters but that fine ass that you’re following. Most guys would begin to wonder what I look like. Not you, though. All you care about is my perfect ass and the things you would like to do to it.

                 I go into a local breakfast place and ask the hostess a question. She tells me it’s up at the top of the stairs. You wait, watching me walk up, you can barely breathe now.  You wait to be sure and follow me up the stairs.

You see the door is closed and you odd sounds. You can tell already that I’m not a shy one. When I have to go, I’m not quiet about it. 

Your ear is against the door trying to listen more. Fuck, your cock is rock hard just imagining what I’m doing in there. You breathe in deep, hoping to get a whiff of something magical. OMG!!  The smell is amazing. 

   The door opens and you finally get to see all of me. You don’t care, do you? You’re intoxicated by my smell. I smile as I walk by and put a shitty little finger up to your hungry mouth.

 

Written By: Delaney
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How Far Will You Go For Me?

You know what? I’ve been going way too easy on you. I mean you love licking dried cum from my perfect body, you love sliding your tongue so far in my ass that you can taste my dinner, and you love washing it down with my delicious piss. How is that really a punishment?

        I’ve decided that you need much more pain with your pleasure. How do I really know you’re smacking your balls and pinching the fuck out of your nipples. How will I know if you’re really smacking your ass while you shove in that butt plug for me? I won’t, unless I hear it. I want to hear you yelp, and hear the paddle make contact with your skin. 

Be prepared for me this time. Paddle, flogger, plug, cum cubes, and some ice. I want a plug that vibrates, don’t let me down!  You need to understand that my pleasure comes from you suffering for me. 

 

Written By: Delaney
Call  Delaney @ 1-888-566-2337
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