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Relieving The Holiday Stress

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      I know the holidays are always insanely busy for you. After a long day at work, you go to the store trying to find that perfect gift for her. She can be very hard to please, can’t she? Even with all you do the ungrateful bitch does nothing to please you.

I would love to take away all your stress and do the things she considers dirty and distasteful. Actually, for me the nastier the better.

Let me fix you a drink and cook you dinner. Sit back and relax while you watch me. Watching me bend and stretch in the kitchen is making that cock of yours hard, isn’t it?

Do you know what I would love for you to do? My pussy is gushing thinking about later and I need a quickie right here in the kitchen. Bend me over, pull down my jeans and fuck my beautiful pussy. Fill me with hot cum. I will get back to your dinner and give you a dessert you’ve been craving.

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Deep Dive

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   You can’t believe your luck! Some men would think this was a trap, but not you. You’re rich, handsome, and all the women seem to want you. You weren’t at the bar for more than 5 minutes before I approach you and buy you a drink. No need to drink what you’re used too. Get the super expensive liquor, of course you’re worth it. 

Just a few hours later, I’m at your home. You have me eating out of your hand, don’t you? Or maybe not! I suggest you get comfy in your bedroom and soon, I’ll join you. I mix another drink and slip something into it. 

With you passed out, I start my plan. I do a deep dive into all your devices. Look at that, a fucking burner phone. After checking your devices, and drawers, I see you’re actually pretty normal. Just the typical vanilla lifestyle. 

I’m always prepared for this and make several calls. You finally wake up to see your home in shambles. Who are these young girls naked in your house? What the fuck even happened last night? 

What happened last night is now I control your life. Everything you own is now mine. You begin to wonder if you actually fucked those girls, or if you and I did? 

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Late Night Caller

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        I was planning to go for the night when my phone rang. I had plans to use my new pink vibe so why not do it with a hot man on the other end of phone.

He had the perfect call to get my hot and creamy pussy gushing. He wanted to hear me get myself off while telling him about my hottest fuck ever.

    So many hot fucks, I had no idea which was the best. I was definitely ready to pinch my hard nipples and turn my vibe on high so at that point my blood had all rushed down to my fuckhole.

He was totally awesome and just began asking me questions about my sex life. I had cum several times before he even began to stroke his big, thick cock. He even sent me a picture to lust over.

    I could hear him stroking which made me cum even harder for him. I had a spreading puddle on my sheet, and when we were done, he asked me to please lick my hot juices up for him. With fucking pleasure.  

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Hard, Nasty and Fast

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          Sometimes I need something a bit nasty to get me off.  Some might say I’m a bit jaded, but boring vanilla or a stab at being edgy just doesn’t work for me. I need, what I need! What you call jaded, I call being a dirty bitch who needs a lot to get off. 

I found an old porn of gang bangs. There was what looked like hundreds of men all lined up to fuck. They didn’t even get to cum, it was so fast. Sort of like in and then out.  Next! Fuck, that’s so hot.

I pulled out all my toys and watched. Nothing and I mean nothing was doing it for me. 

Maybe a bookstore, or even adult movie theater?  It’s a shame women aren’t allowed in bath houses.

I decided to just walk a bit downtown to see what I could find. There was a group of young men playing basketball. I sat and watched them for a bit, until they noticed me. 

One of the men approached me and asked what I was looking for. I was feeling so nasty today, I just squeezed his dick through his pants and smiled.  I told him to follow me with all his friends. I walked to the park public bathroom and motioned for them to join me. 

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When I Think About You

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Admit it, I know you just sang that! It’s super true though. How fucking long has it been since I have heard that sexy voice of yours?  I truly miss you, babe. I miss your voice, I miss your cock, I miss our talks, but most of all, I fucking miss you!

What is a woman supposed to do when the man she loves to phone fuck hasn’t been around in a bit? I’ve tried to play with others, but you know what you do to me. Us together, phone fucking is just hot as in person. Fuck, maybe even hotter.

I have a plan. I’m taking out my toys, getting comfy and will think of you. Maybe, just maybe that all my intense, hot, longing for you will do the trick!  

Don’t make me wait at longer for your gorgeous big cock. 

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Holiday Stress

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     I know this time of the year is nothing but a pain in the ass for many.  Your wife, your kids, your employee’s all expecting something big from you. Trust me, I expect something big as well, but it won’t cost you a dime; or at least very little.

     When you arrive home, you see I’m dressed to the nines, and your black tux is laying on the bed. You sigh and wonder if I’m getting dressed for a party or dressed for bed? Not exactly bed, but I’m getting ready for you. No limos, no clubs, no designer clothes, just me. 

Join me lover?

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I Don’t Kill But I Don’t Lose Either

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                   I’m Batgirl and I always get what I want. At the moment what I want is Mr. J, even with the time he paralyzed me and showed my naked pictures, I still wanted to fuck the shit out of him. Sorry Batman, it’s Mr. J for me. The only thing standing in my way is that cunt Harley Quinn.

                       I would suggest a threesome, but I don’t share. If I want to fuck Harley Quinn, it’s going to be just us two. I could trick him and add color to my hair, put on one of her outfits, and after I fucked him till he passed out, let him know it’s me, Batgirl!  He will at first think that Harley Quinn is an amazing fuck. Nope boys, it’s me who is the amazing fuck.  

                      As a girl I have always fantasized about being a superhero. I bet you have the same thoughts. Trust me, I’m a huge geek when it comes to my DC comics. Will you be my Mr. J. to my Batgirl? After all, Halloween is the time to dress up and be just exactly who you want to be.

 

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Full Service Blowjob Queen

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 I have come to realize that no matter what fetishes a guy is into, and no matter what kind of wicked and nasty fantasies they may have; the one thing every guy wants is a girl who knows how to swallow his cock.

Look at my lips. My mouth is designed for sucking dick. I have absolutely no gag reflex and can take a cock right down the back of my throat, no problem. I absolutely would love for you to put your dick down my throat and put your hands on the back of my head and fuck my face exactly how you want too.

I’ll nurture and tease your cock with my lips and tongue. Whether it be slow and long strokes or fast, deep pumps, either way, I’ll take every inch of your cock down my hungry throat. I’m a full service blowjob queen that knows exactly what every guy wants and needs.

 I want to make sure you cum right in my mouth so I can roll that cum around on my tongue and play with it, savor it, and enjoy every last delicious drop of it.

My taste buds and I are salivating in anticipation of your hot load.

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Harley Knows How To Drain Your Balls

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        I need to tell you before we even begin that I like it dirty, nasty, and fucked up! I’ve always been a cock loving slut and I’m ready to take on anything you send my way. I think you know where this is going and vanilla isn’t where. Keep your boring vanilla sex with your wife, and save the kink for your girl Harley.

I’m that special kind of nasty that makes you wonder where the fuck this all is going. I have the banging body all men want and the personality of a cheap whore.  

My pussy is always hot, wet, and ready to be filled with numerous big cocks. You can never tell what my mood will be but one thing you can fucking count on is that I’ll drain your balls and leave you completely addicted.

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Happy Jerk It Month

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             Someone really needs to explain to me that May is for Masturbation Month? When isn’t there a month without masturbation!  Oh, I get it. Maybe you’ll just be more creative and jerk it more? Of course, you think maybe you just aren’t all that creative. Don’t you think I should be the judge of that?

You could get off by yourself, but what the fuck would be the fun in that? Are you a little shy? Not really in the mood to talk? Perfect! I love shy guys and wouldn’t it be sexy to just listen to each other getting off? 

Maybe you’re a role-play guy? I bet you have many hot fantasies for us to explore. Let’s share our stories and fantasies. 

             Happy every month is Masturbation Month.

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