It’s okay, you know it’s true. I am hotter than your wife on my worst fucking day. You only wish she looked like me and had my don’t give a fuck attitude.
I know way more about you than she will ever know. She doesn’t know the real you, the dark, twisted side. Her definition of extreme is swallowing your cum. Total fucking bore!
When your wife is talking to you at the dinner table, you look at her but you’re not listening to a fucking word she is saying. You’re only thinking about what time will she go to bed, so your dick can get off to some real enjoyment.
When you hear her stop yammering away, you give a nice nod and continue to chew your food. Meanwhile, the thoughts of my voice, our past conversations, and what will be in store for tonight’s extreme chat has your cock rock hard. You can only hope you don’t have to leave the table soon.
I don’t want to wait any longer, just slip her a sleeping pill for fucks sake and let us get our nasty on.