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AJ Has A Problem

                Oh hey neighbor, it’s a beautiful summer day out today. I see your wife has left for the day, but I was needing to ask her for a favor. Maybe you can help me out?  Quick, no time to waste! Follow me to my house. Please hurry. It could be an emergency! 

Now don’t be embarrassed, but I need to remove all my clothes. Now come closer, and look in-between my legs.  See, right there. Why is my little pussy always so wet? Maybe I’m getting sick or something. 

              Oh no, is your dick getting a cold too? It’s standing straight up. I have an awesome idea! Did you ever hear of herd immunity?  Of course you did, you’re a doctor. 

First, lets use our mouths. Mouths have the largest amount of germs. Your dick sure feels good down my throat, but I’m still so very wet and you so hard.  I guess to get rid of these germs, there’s nothing left to do but to fuck.

Oh no, handsome neighbor.  It appears you forgot your dick wrapper. OOPS!

 

Written By: AJ
Call  AJ @ 1-866-935-9411
Email- teenaj4phone@gmail.com

 

 

 

 

Nurse Role-Play

 

Let’s do a little role-play today where I am your hot nurse.

I need to get a sperm sample from you, but today you won’t be going into a little room and looking at dirty magazines. I am going to lend a helping hand and maybe my nursing specialties will help you get what we need from you.

Perhaps, if I unzip my uniform will help? Let’s take off your pants and see what we are working with. Oh My! Nurse Faith is very much impressed! Why don’t I massage your balls and you can start stroking your cock for me. Your balls feel so heavy and full in my hands.

I’m getting turned on looking at you with your throbbing cock in my face. Maybe I should put your cock into my mouth a little bit and slide my lips all the way down your shaft. You like that, don’t you? I can’t help but to slide my fingers to my pussy and rub my clit.

I want your cock so bad inside of me. In fact, lay down on the table and let me straddle you. I can’t stand it any longer, I need your dick in my wet pussy right now. I slide down and feel all 8 inches go inside me. I thrust and pump myself up and down and I feel your cock about ready to cum. I arch back so your cock slides in me deeper and you squirt your heavy cum load inside me.

Oh shit!! We needed your sperm sample. I guess we will have to wait a minute and try again.

 

Written By: Faith
Call  Faith @ 1-888-372-9750
Email- cumtobedwithfaith@yahoo.com

 

 

 

Marriage Counseling

In your every day life, things are very stressful.  Your marriage is rocky, your job sucks, and your kids are driving you insane.  Sometimes, you just need a little counseling.

The other day I had a wonderful call. A man who was extremely distressed by his marriage.  He called while his wife was home, while she was asleep. She woke up partway during the call and picked up the phone. He was nervous and hung up, but I stayed on the line.

She and I talked for a while and I described to her how she could please her husband, what he liked and desired.  She said she’d never known these things, but would certainly be up to trying it.

She called him into the bedroom and he expected to be yelled at severely. Instead, he found his wife waiting for him, naked, phone in hand. She seduced him while I was on the phone with her, telling her what to say and what to do. She sucked him off like she never had in her life while I gave her a few pointers. It went much much further, but you’ll have to use your imagination. Just one example of how counseling can just help your life!

Whatever is bothering you, give me a call. I am sure that a little time on my couch can remedy the situation.

Dr. Candace

 

Written By: Candace
Call Candace @ 1-866-794-8174
Email: cum4candace@gmail.com

 

 

 

 

Accomplice Wanted

You are feeling sort of restless, a bit uneasy because you don’t understand the freaky thoughts you have been having. No worries, I’ve dealt with dirty, nasty, violent, twisted thoughts my whole life. I could use a worthy accomplice to come play with me.

First of course, I need to know what your pleasure is? Is it younger girls or boys, is it blood sports, are you thinking about raping your hot but dull neighbor? I have all those dirty fucking thoughts and so much more. Trust me, after a session with me, you’ll never think you’re extreme again.

You still thinking your thoughts and inclinations are still hotter and more violent than mine? Cool! Give me a shout, and prove me wrong.

 

 

Written By: Fetishista Frankie
Call Frankie @ 1-866-949-5818
Email- fetishfrankie@aol.com

 

 

Strap-On Phone Sex

 Lately I’ve been having some hot strap-on fantasies. Something about being in control really gets me off! What could be more humiliating than a hot woman fucking your sissy ass? Strap-on phone sex fantasies are a lot of fun for me especially when they involve a sissy panty boy.
The only question I have is… are you going to be a good sissy phone sex bitch or do we need to have a forced strap-on fucking session? Don’t take too long trying to decide or I’ll just have to decide what kind of strap-on training you deserve.

 

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Written By: Camille
Call Camille @ 1-866-414-0257
Email- AOL/Yahoo: cum4camille

 

 

Dirtiest Bitch On The Net

              I am a total adrenaline freak!  Nothing raises my pulse and get’s my juices flowing like sex. Not just any sex but dirty, nasty, messy, hot, wet, and most of all perverted.

I’m not your wine and dine girl. I don’t need a fancy hotel either. I just need a hot guy with a big dick that knows how to use it. During these odd times, I have found new and unusual ways to pick up men to hook up. 

                  Last night I saw this man working out on his balcony. Apartments are so close in the city that I could see the sweat on his body from my window. I thought he was working out way to hard, and needed a bit of distraction. I stood at my window nude, and began sucking my sexy, hard nipples. 

Now I have his attention. Strange is my favorite way to go, but I couldn’t bring him here. Yes, sex with me can get that nasty! I held up my digits on a big sign. What? You’ve never done that?

He texted me and I told him to meet me in the parking garage. During the day no one is ever there except the parking attendant. The man seemed rather confused as to why we were fucking in a dirty parking garage. I dropped to me knees on the dirty, littered with trash floor, and began sucking his gorgeous dick. Another man was getting his car. I smiled, and suggested he join us.  

 

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My Soft Side

Usually I am pretty hardcore! People get this tough girl from me most of the time. The girl that likes to FUCK and be fucked. But every once in awhile, I get this softness in me. This sweet girl that I haven’t seen since I was a young girl. I don’t know what happened to her, I mean life just happened and somehow the sweet girl got lost.

I became this hard, sexy bitch! I don’t put up with shit from anyone. I have this hard outer shell that can’t be cracked. Well, I meant here is the small exception, like when I said the sweet girl comes out. She’s sweet, caring, and loving. She likes to make love and take her time. She’s into long foreplay. She’s also sensual. It’s like she’s my angel side and the normal me is my devil side.

Some guys like it and some guys wonder what happened to the naughty kinky bad ass girl they adore. No worries, that girl is never far behind. But every once in awhile, I have to let the soft side play too!

 

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Written By: Lacey James
Call  Lacey @ 1-866-949-4109
Email- AOL/Yahoo: cum4laceyjames

 

 

Good Entertainment

I just had lunch with a bunch of my close girlfriends today, and it’s so much fun when we all get together. I have the kind of friends that make me laugh so hard, my side hurts. Of course, we always talk about sex, toys, and well-endowed men.

My girlfriends are always up for a good laugh so I had to tell them about my caller the other day. He sent me an email of his penis, and I knew I couldn’t keep this picture all to myself. When I passed around my phone to show them the pic he sent me, all my girlfriends burst out laughing. We almost got kicked out of the restaurant, we hardly couldn’t contain ourselves.

All my girlfriends, and I agree, he is nothing but a pathetic loser. The only thing he is good for is a good laugh with my friends.

It’s so entertaining when I get pathetic small dick losers to call me. When it comes to your tiny penis, there might not be much to talk about but there’s so much to laugh about!

 

Written By: Chloe
Call Chloe @ 1-866-949-4106
Email- creamychloe@yahoo.com

 

Daddy/Daughter Role-Play

I had a great daddy call last night! There’s nothing I love more than to be a daddy’s girl.

Last night I played a young teen. I was laying in my bed, wearing a white tank top, no bra, and some panties. I had my hand down my panties and I was playing with myself.

Daddy heard me outside my door and peaked inside. He stood there without me knowing, watching me as his cock started to get hard. Finally, he decided to let me know that he caught me. I tried to deny what I’ve been doing but it was useless.

My fingers were wet and daddy really couldn’t care less. He picked me up and decided I needed a nice hard spanking, not for playing with myself, but for trying to lie.

He pulled my panties down and spanked my bottom. Then he decided to have a feel of my wet pussy too. I love it when daddy takes what he wants and I love it even more when his little girl is a nice tight virgin!

 

 

Written By: Jade
Call Jade @ 1-866-949-4312
Email: juicyjade4fun@gmail.com

 

 

Sophisticatedly Sexy

Are you attracted to the blonde bimbo type? I think it’s the image of the big boobs, long blonde hair, porno looking girl that makes guys heads turn. But, when it comes time to having a real conversation with her, there’s nothing but giggles because she’s not capable to have a “normal” conversation.

I am intelligent brunette who can talk about current events and who also can get your cock off better than any trashy blonde. I’m sexy, sophisticated, and I also enjoy sex to the fullest. I would say I am very kinky, and just because I’m college educated, doesn’t mean I am not dirty.

Don’t let the name “Bambi” fool you, my Mom had a funny sense of humor. Never mistake Bambi for Bimbo.

If you’re ready to have a real conversation with a smart, beautiful phone sex girl who can guarantee to get you off better than anyone else, please call me.

Sophisticatedly Sexy,

Bambi

 

Written By: Bambi
Call  Bambi @ 1-877-399-6245
Email: talknasty2bambi@aol.com