Some men are just complete fucking cunt faces. I have one in-particular and while he is dead serious, I laugh my fucking ass off as soon as I hear his fag face voice. He can’t get enough of body fluids. Shit, piss, snot and jizz, he craves it all. He does have an issue with blood, but well if I have been fucked and on my period, he will take it like a greedy little pig!
His newest expression is “cock kisses”. I just assumed it was kissing someones cock, but I should have known better with this jerk off. It is when the girlfriend he once had sucks a guy off and then kisses him with a mouth of of jizz. I call that snowballing, like most people. Of course, asswipe isn’t like any normal person I know. Leave it to him to come up with a fucked little expression for it. Did I mention he does like women, but how the fuck could he satisfy one with his little clitty?
I could talk about him for hours, as he is just that fucking hysterical. He is just a mixed bag stupidity. He goes by many names douchebag, asswipe, cunt face, jerk off and my favorite because it was the first Philip The Faggot. I have spit many drinks out laughing, quite the waste of booze but entirely worth the laughs.
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I guess you thought this might be some kind of fucking sappy romantic I miss you kind of blog? Fucking hardly, you twat face. I was surfing for a movie around 4am and one was on that made me laugh so hard I spit out my fucking drink. My fuck buddy was asleep but I had to wake him for this. It wasn’t so much the movie was funny but when they said “squeal like a pig” that made me think of a certain caller.
Can you imagine talking to someone and all of a sudden they make pig sounds? I had him keep going so I could put my phone on threeway. Seriously? You think I wouldn’t share such stupidity with a friend or two? I know you might want to think I might have a sweet bone in my slamming body, but I don’t dumb ass.
Humiliation is my specialty, and don’t think I will hide my laughter; because it is all about me and the fun I have on the phone with my collection of sissy boys, CBT lovers, freaks and little dick losers. Give me a call, and if you’re lucky I just might share you with my hot friends.
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I have the most entertaining new sissy fag to mind fuck. The thing is while he is completely faithful and obedient to me, he cheats on his boyfriend. That’s fucking hysterical, right? When he calls me, I put him on speaker and call my roomies in to listen.
It seems at a party he cheated on his boyfriend and says he couldn’t help himself as he loves big black cock. I am laughing as I type this because he was dressed little a little girl in all pink including Mary Jane shoes and pink socks with lace trimming.
He isn’t just a fag, pain slut and cuckold, as it goes way more nasty, dirty and depraved than that. He loves piss, brown showers and bloody clots from my period. He came over last night because he was super hungry for what only I could give him. It was late, I was tired and a little grouchy when Faggot showed up. I went to sleep and made him put his mouth to my pussy, only allowing him to be my personal tampon. He served me tea, licked me clean and took care of all my toilet needs for the next two days.
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I have this Piggy and there is nothing more fun and nasty than being his little Mistress. I make him do the grossest things ever but truthfully, it actually makes me kind of wet. He has many different butt plug tails but the piggy one is my favorite because I make him go” Oink, oink” and snort like a piggy. LOL!
I sit on his back whipping his ass with a riding crop and we go into the playroom where all the real men are waiting to pound Piggy man’s fuck holes. When he is covered in jizz, I piss on him to clean it off before he takes more hot jizz loads.
Piggy Piggy called me today while I was out with my bestie which makes me sad as she would have loved to play with him too. I also have loads of jizz he needs to clean up. I love being Mistress to a Piggy man.
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Maybe the title should be, “A Call With an Old FAG”, because this blog is about a sissy bitch named Phillip. I haven’t talked to him in awhile, but trust me when I say nothing has changed with him. He’s still a nasty cunt who spreads it for any man with a big dick. Talking to him is always hilarious. You can hear him moan, groan and grunt while he describes the things he is willing to do for a hard cock and trust me, the list is long.
On top of all this, he’s also a toilet slave. He loves all of your bodily fluids and sucks them down like water; piss, shit, spit, snot and cum. Phillip loves them all and will completely clean you out!
I had almost forgotten how pathetic he was until I heard that useless voice in my ear. It didn’t take long for it to all come back to me. Thanks for the reminder, Phil. You’re a bigger dick, pig fag than I remembered!
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Men tell me I have the most angelic face, and they couldn’t imagine me being anything but sweet. Looks can be very deceiving can’t they? I am anything but a sweet, innocent submissive chick. Just for fun, why don’t you give it a fucking try. Ask me out to go see a chick flick, bring me pink roses and gift certificates to mundane stores and restaurants. Let’s just see what that gets you?
There is three things I want from a man and all that depends on the type of man you present yourself as. You can be my little sissy bitch and suck dicks dressed like a little girl while I catch it all on film. How do you like that option?
Our second option and that does get my deviant little mind excited, that is to slowly torture you till there is nothing left of you but a bloody pulp. I play rough and I am sadistic, but you can have the satisfaction in knowing it DID fucking excite me.
Then there is a third kind of man, a very special man that you most likely aren’t. He gets the best fuck of his whole life but sadly for him, I will most likely choke him at that special moment where the bitch in heat explodes.
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I know how you are, you love big, thick dicks; just like I do. Let’s face it, if it is big we will suck and fuck it till we drain it dry. Thing is while I might be a greedy chick when it comes to huge cock, I just might share if you are deserving.
I guess you might be wondering what would make you deserving of the cocks I bring home? LOL. Well when I am finished getting my holes pumped and filled with jizz, you can clean them out. Thing is, you know how it is when you are nice and loose from a good ass pounding and suddenly…………OOps!
Ready? Of course you are! Just give me a call and let’s drain those big hairy trophy balls.
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Bad dogs need severe punishment and I am extremely intoleran
t to bad, bad dogs. Mine was the worst if you could only see what he did to my lovely hardwood floor. He not only pissed on it but he took a huge shit. What made things even worse was I had him dressed all slutty for my company arriving soon.
I smacked his ass and face with my floggers and demanded he lick the floor clean with his tongue. Still, that was far from enough for what he dared to do on my floor.
I dragged him out to the backyard where the neighbor has several huge bullmastiffs. I sprayed him with a scent that makes male dogs assume they have a bitch in heat. I yanked his leash till he was on all fours and two of the huge dogs jumped over the fence and immediately begin to fuck my bitch in heat. Punishment? I think not as this dirty fucking bitch enjoyed every minute, so I am far from done with his pathetic ass.
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Get over here toilet slave, you have a tight little asshole to cleanup. I know you are ready to serve me in every way possible. I was with a real man last night and his jizz is now dripping out of me. Slide in your tongue and slurp up every drop. As you swirl your tongue in my ass, you wait for the sweet aroma coming from me. You crave my ass perfume, because of what comes next.
