Archive for the 'Human Toilet Phone Sex' Category

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Convenience Store Piggy

 

   Just when I thought I had heard and seen it all, along comes Philip. Ms. Cameron loves her sissy boys, especially when they take it to a whole new level. How do I even begin to describe the mess that is toilet face Philip. He is this mixed bag of “what the fuck did I just hear”?

First, shall I call him a he or a she? Very perplexing! Imagine you are traveling with your lover, and stop into a Stop and G0 for a bottle of water. Then you see it! A man wearing a pair of Daisy Dukes, heels and lipstick is standing at counter flirting with clerk.

I went to use the restroom but it was such a dirty mess, I just couldn’t. I guess he heard my conversation and offered his mouth up to me. Jokingly my friend asked if he would suck his cock as well. He was joking, but Cunty Face said he would love to, and even asked if he could lick my lover’s asshole. 

I could go on and one about him, but sometimes you just must hear it all from my beautiful mouth!

 

 

Written By: Cameron
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Fetishista Frankie Phone Sex

  I am called Fetishista Frankie by my friends for a reason. I am into just about any fetish you can imagine. I get bored very easily and need dark fetishes to amuse myself. There is nothing that will shock me. In fact you fuckers, I encourage it. Do something to fucking amuse me. I love it when a man calls me and immediately lists his toys. I am very much into inflicting pain on you. Hearing a man yelp in pain makes my sweet cunt incredibly wet. 

Gather your toys, read my blogs and give me a call. Let’s see if you are worthy.

 

 

Written By: Fetishista Frankie
Call Frankie @ 1-866-949-5818
Email- fetishfrankie@aol.com

 

Faggot Daddy Part 2

        Faggot daddy came home and told me something that totally pissed me off. He said that there is another phone sex daddy/daughter making movies and they are outdoing us. Well I sure can’t have that. I am the nastiest little porn princess, and my incest play is the best fucking EVER!

Phone sex Daddy ate a fresh load of cum out of my bald little pussy while we talked about what we could do to fix that. I’ve seen and done most everything with daddy with just two exceptions. I never made him get fucked by a furry friend, or be my human toilet. That was about to change! 

We got ready for our producer to come over. Daddy put on a pink silk thong, little matching training bra, and his wig and makeup. I love when daddy looks like a cheap crack whore! I put on a cute little easy access dress, and stripper pumps. Daddy’s eyes got huge when he saw all the men with huge dicks. OMG, even I began to drool at those big dicks. Of course, tonight it was all about humiliating faggot daddy.

    Cum be my phone sex daddy? I love family play, humiliation, toilet play, fisting, glory holes and anything else that is totally taboo. Give me a call, let’s see what you got!

 

Written By: Teen Torrie
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Princess Delaney’s Toilet Slave

Get over here toilet slave, you have a tight little asshole to cleanup. I know you are ready to serve me in every way possible. I was with a real man last night and his jizz is now dripping out of me. Slide in your tongue and slurp up every drop. As you swirl your tongue in my ass, you wait for the sweet aroma coming from me. You crave my ass perfume, because of what comes next.

You’re anxiously waiting for my jizz covered turd. Why would a Princess like me need toilet paper, when I have you. I am super tired from a night of fucking and need my beauty sleep. Come on my toilet slave and curl up by my ass. You certainly don’t want me to have to interrupt my sleep with going to the bathroom. That is what you are for!

 

Written By: Delaney
Call  Delaney @ 1-888-566-2337
Email- teendelaney4u@aol.com

 

Cock Kisses

 Some men are just complete fucking cunt faces. I have one in-particular and while he is dead serious, I laugh my fucking ass off as soon as I hear his fag face voice. He can’t get enough of body fluids. Shit, piss, snot and jizz, he craves it all. He does have an issue with blood, but well if I have been fucked and on my period, he will take it like a greedy little pig! 

His newest expression is “cock kisses”. I just assumed it was kissing someones cock, but I should have known better with this jerk off. It is when the girlfriend he once had sucks a guy off and then kisses him with a mouth of of jizz. I call that snowballing, like most people. Of course, asswipe isn’t like any normal person I know. Leave it to him to come up with a fucked little expression for it. Did I mention he does like women, but how the fuck could he satisfy one with his little clitty?

I could talk about him for hours, as he is just that fucking hysterical.  He is just a mixed bag stupidity. He goes by many names douchebag, asswipe, cunt face, jerk off and my favorite because it was the first Philip The Faggot.  I have spit many drinks out laughing, quite the waste of booze but entirely worth the laughs.

 

 Written By: Poison Ivy
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Fucking Thinking Of You

  I guess you thought this might be some kind of fucking sappy romantic I miss you kind of blog? Fucking hardly, you twat face. I was surfing for a movie around 4am and one was on that made me laugh so hard I spit out my fucking drink. My fuck buddy was asleep but I had to wake him for this. It wasn’t so much the movie was funny but when they said “squeal like a pig” that made me think of a certain caller. 

Can you imagine talking to someone and all of a sudden they make pig sounds? I had him keep going so I could put my phone on threeway. Seriously? You think I wouldn’t share such stupidity with a friend or two? I know you might want to think I might have a sweet bone in my slamming body, but I don’t dumb ass. 

Humiliation is my specialty, and don’t think I will hide my laughter; because it is all about me and the fun I have on the phone with my collection of sissy boys, CBT lovers, freaks and little dick losers. Give me a call, and if you’re lucky I just might share you with my hot friends.

 

Written By: Fetishista Frankie
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Frankie’s Toilet Slave

   I have the most entertaining new sissy fag to mind fuck. The thing is while he is completely faithful and obedient to me, he cheats on his boyfriend. That’s fucking hysterical, right? When he calls me, I put him on speaker and call my roomies in to listen.

  It seems at a party he cheated on his boyfriend and says he couldn’t help himself as he loves big black cock. I am laughing as I type this because he was dressed little a little girl in all pink including Mary Jane shoes and pink socks with lace trimming.

He isn’t just a fag, pain slut and cuckold, as it goes way more nasty, dirty and depraved than that. He loves piss, brown showers and bloody clots from my period. He came over last night because he was super hungry for what only I could give him. It was late, I was tired and a little grouchy when Faggot showed up. I went to sleep and made him put his mouth to my pussy, only allowing him to be my personal tampon. He served me tea, licked me clean and took care of all my toilet needs for the next two days.

 

 

Written By: Fetishista Frankie
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Come Here Piggy Man

    I have this Piggy and there is nothing more fun and nasty than being his little Mistress. I make him do the grossest things ever but truthfully, it actually makes me kind of wet. He has many different butt plug tails but the piggy one is my favorite because I make him go” Oink, oink” and snort like a piggy. LOL!

I sit on his back whipping his ass with a riding crop and we go into the playroom where all the real men are waiting to pound Piggy man’s fuck holes. When he is covered in jizz, I piss on him to clean it off before he takes more hot jizz loads.

Piggy Piggy called me today while I was out with my bestie which makes me sad as she would have loved to play with him too. I also have loads of jizz he needs to clean up. I love being Mistress to a Piggy man.

 

 

Written By: Teen Torrie
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A Call With an Old Friend

Maybe the title should be, “A Call With an Old FAG”, because this blog is about a sissy bitch named Phillip. I haven’t talked to him in awhile, but trust me when I say nothing has changed with him. He’s still a nasty cunt who spreads it for any man with a big dick. Talking to him is always hilarious. You can hear him moan, groan and grunt while he describes the things he is willing to do for a hard cock and trust me, the list is long.

On top of all this, he’s also a toilet slave. He loves all of your bodily fluids and sucks them down like water; piss, shit, spit, snot and cum. Phillip loves them all and will completely clean you out!

I had almost forgotten how pathetic he was until I heard that useless voice in my ear. It didn’t take long for it to all come back to me. Thanks for the reminder, Phil. You’re a bigger dick, pig fag than I remembered!

 

Written By: Anna
Call  Anna @ 1-866-630-9316
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Devil With An Angel Face

malaya

Men tell me I have the most angelic face, and they couldn’t imagine me being anything but sweet. Looks can be very deceiving can’t they? I am anything but a sweet, innocent submissive chick. Just for fun, why don’t you give it a fucking try. Ask me out to go see a chick flick, bring me pink roses and gift certificates to mundane stores and restaurants. Let’s just see what that gets you? 

There is three things I want from a man and all that depends on the type of man you present yourself as. You can be my little sissy bitch and suck dicks dressed like a little girl while I catch it all on film. How do you like that option? 

Our second option and that does get my deviant little mind excited, that is to slowly torture you till there is nothing left of you but a bloody pulp.  I play rough and I am sadistic, but you can have the satisfaction in knowing it DID fucking excite me.

Then there is a third kind of man, a very special man that you most likely aren’t. He gets the best fuck of his whole life but sadly for him, I will most likely choke him at that special moment where the bitch in heat explodes.

 

Written By: Malaya Maxx
Call  Malaya @ 1-866-659-8370
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