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AJ Serves Dinner

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              The nice man that my daddy works for asked if I could help him host a party. Me? Hell, yeah, this will be so much fun!  Handsome men, and sexy women all dressed in their elegant best. I can’t wait!

                     He told me to just wear a pretty party dress, maybe one I would wear to a dance at school.  The guests were very nice, but sort of handsy. Grabbing my little tit, I just might deserve extra for.  After dinner we sat in living room with our drinks, and dessert. Everyone was beginning to relax.  He wants me to do what? Okay, I guess I could take my panties off.  He says it will make the guest relax even more. How would they even know?

       The whole plan is beginning to sound of suspect to me, but when money is involved, I do as I am told. Now I am wearing just my pretty party dress, and heels.  He wants me to bend over, and show him. Show him what, I wonder.  Oh, he just wants to be sure my cute little ass doesn’t show. Maybe he really is just looking out for me, and his guests. 

 

Written By: AJ
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Was That You, Daddy?

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    I love working after school as a phone sex girl.  It is always so much fun meeting such sexy guys. I just never know what exciting man will be on the other end.

Last night was crazy!  I thought I recognized his voice the moment we began talking. It was a deep, sexy kind of voice.  The kind of voice that makes me immediately dripping wet. 

The more we talked the more, I thought I knew him. Who could he be?  He began to set more intimate. He began to talk about his family and his sexy daughter. I told him that I could pretend to be her for him. The sex was beyond hot, better than many of my actual fucks. What is going on here?

After we hung up, I went over the call over and over in my head. OMFG!!! Daddy? Was that you?

 

 

Written By: Delaney
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AJ Has A Huge Problem

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              Oh no! It seems we have a problem. I finally had my cute ass fucked and I loved it. Not just a little but loads!  It might not look like a problem, but hear me out. All I ever wanted was lots of baby batter in my wet, warm, teen pussy.  I have been dreaming about my tits getting bigger and milk coming out. Imagine how that would feel dripping in your hungry mouth while I ride you? 

The problem is that now I am addicted totally and completely to getting my ass fucked. What’s a girl to do?  There has to be a solution. Maybe a dildo in one of my fuck holes?  I just don’t know a solution at the moment.

I went to visit my favorite neighbor, thinking maybe he would know what to do.  It’s quite vexing. We talked a bit and then we were interrupted by his brother coming over.  Oh! His brother is sort of sexy. I have a brilliant idea!  Can you guess what it is?

 

Written By: AJ
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Feeling The Christmas Spirit

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I have been feeling a little blue this year and was missing the Christmas spirit. I decided to go straight to the source to fix that… Santa.

I went out and started searching the mall and department stores, but none of them did it for me. I wandered into my favorite bar to drown my sorrows when I saw him. He wasn’t like the other Santa’s. Even with his beard on, I could still see that he was young and lean. I had to have him.

I moved over to the bar, sat beside him and gave him a seductive smile. He asked if he could buy me a drink. I told him I had something else in mind.

He finished his whisky and I jerked my head toward the bathroom. He followed me inside and as soon as the door closed, I was on my knees in the dirty floor waiting for his cock. He let his red velvet pants drop and started feeding his cock down my throat. I sucked at him hungrily. He wanted to take the suit off, but I begged him to keep it on, He grabbed my hair and bent me over the sink. I was so wet that he went balls deep with his first thrust. Looking in the mirror and seeing all that red and white made me drip down my legs. It was so good!

When he was ready to cum, he pushed me back on my knees and shot his load all over my face, giving me a white beard of my own. Nothing puts fills you with Christmas cheer like a fuck from Santa!

 

Written By: Anna
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Craving Something BIG

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I was doing a little grocery shopping when I saw it. That big, thick cucumber. My pussy clenched at just the sight of it.

I went over and picked it up, feeling the weight of it in my hand. I left my full cart sitting there and went straight to the register to make my purchase. I sped home, my panties soaked. I made it as far as the kitchen before it came out of the bag.

I hopped on the counter, kicking my panties out of the way. The cucumber was still cold and felt so good rubbing against my hot cunt. My sensitive little clit twitching at the contact. My pussy was so wet that it slid right in. I caught my breath at the contrast of the cold vegetable stretching my hot hole.

I started of slow, getting used to the fullness. Soon, I had both hands around it, plunging it in and out, fast and hard. I could feel my orgasm building and pushed it in as far as it would go. My pussy clamped around it as I came, screaming. I laid there, catching my breath.

I took out the cucumber and placed it in the fridge for later. I decided to go back and finish my grocery shopping. There was a squash I had my eye on as well.

 

Written By: Raylin
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Let Mommy Help

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       I just adore my callers, and we have the hottest fun together. I just finished a call so hot, I needed to play it all again in my dirty MILF mind.

He was my son, and when I went to tuck him in, he was masturbating. I know I should have knocked first, but it’s my home after all. He knows how dirty I am, but he wanted me to be the sweet, nurturing mommy.

He was very embarrassed, and tried to pull his sleep pants back on. I was very annoyed, and told him again to put it away. He was struggling and it wouldn’t go down for him. I didn’t know what else to do, so I offered to help him.

I tried to flatten out his penis, while he tried to pull up his pants. He really had a big penis and balls for one his age. He suggested that I could maybe hold his balls, while he pushes against my hand. At that point, I would try anything. 

     That was not working at all. Maybe if I massaged them for him. I put on a pair of white gloves, because if I’m wearing them it would be more like therapy then sex.

I got as close as I could to him, sort of sitting on him to get a good position. I began stroking him, till he had a huge accident on my gloved hand. 

 

Written By: Suzanne
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Tag Team Sisters

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My sister Brittany and I tag teamed a real fucking loser this morning. His name is Jonny and he is a shit eater AND a cocksucker! We raped his wallet so good. He knows that no one cums for free with us and he paid and paid and paid some more! We didn’t even give him a chance to tell us no.

We both shit into his mouth until it was full, and kept rinsing his bank account. In all fairness, poor Jonny had the chance to disagree with all the money we were taking, but his mouth was so full of our shit that we couldn’t hear what he was saying— so we just took MORE money from him!

He wanted that tiny useless dick of his to squirt, but he had to pay our cum fee first. He gladly paid to get that pathetic dick off.
If you really want to be worked over and get a good rinsing from two Goddesses, call my sister and I. We’re the best. Just ask that shit eating faggot, Jonny.

Oh by the way- we got $800 from that pathetic loser, just for eating our shit! Ha Ha!

 

 

Written By: Teagan
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Detention Again

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  In the Principals office again. I am always in trouble for something. This is how it all started.

We have a new History teacher at school. He is so HOT! My friends and I had a bet to see who would give him a blowie first. We all flirted with him, but nothing. Darn!

Next day I came to school without any panties. My friends said they were doing the same, but they tricked me. So, here I was spreading my firm legs whenever he looked my way. A few times I even looked directly at him, and fingered my wet little pussy. The girls got mad as they didn’t have the guts to do it, so they told on me.

There I was sitting in office waiting for my punishment when the Principal said it would be just one day if I would help him out. Wink, wink!  I helped him out, and next day was back in class.

I really wanted to win, so no panties again. This time I got in trouble for disrupting the class. Next day my teacher asked me to stay after. He wanted to know what he has to do to get me to be good in his class and stop disrupting it. I smiled and told him he needed to fuck me. After the shock of it all, he said that as long as it was our little secret, we could keep fucking.

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Home Spa Day

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Every once in a while, I need some TLC. Everything has been crazy lately and I can’t get in to the spa for the treatment that I need.

I was doing some research on things that are good for home facials and your skin and came upon something amazing. Semen. I squealed in excitement. I knew how to get that and it not cost a dime.

I started making phone calls to see if I had a few volunteers and it turns out there were a lot of friends needing to blow their loads. I invited them over and sat and waited for them to arrive.

Once everyone was here, I took off my little robe and exposed my body to them. I put a tarp down on the floor and sunk to my knees. Just a glimpse of my sexy body had them all hard. The first load I took directly to the face. That warm cum felt amazing running down my chin. I rubbed it in and waited for the next. This one hit my breasts. I was starting to get wet.

The line started dwindling down and and my body was absolutely saturated with jizz. After they left, I rolled around in it to make sure it was all over every inch of my body.

I got up and took a shower and went to bed. When I woke up, my skin was so soft! I highly recommend this home remedy!

 

Written By: Bambi
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Christmas Shopping

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It’s the time of the year I hate the most. I love Christmas, but all the boring Christmas shopping, the crowds, hot stores, they all tend to put me in a horrible mood.

I was getting ready to go out to get it over with when I had a brilliant idea. I went into my nightstand and pulled out some Ben-Wa balls. I rubbed my pussy a little to get it wet and slid two inside me. At least I could have a little fun during this task.

Everything was going great for a while. I could feel them inside of me during my ride to the mall and was getting a little tingly as I walked in the entrance. The faster I moved around, the more I tingled. It was getting more intense.

I finally had to pause in front of a display and pretend to look. My breath was coming in pants and my skin had a sheen of sweat. I squeezed my thighs together and closed my eyes. In front of everyone in the store, I had a huge orgasm. I could feel my juices running down my legs. No one else seemed to notice.

I finally had my breath back enough and started walking again. My pussy was so sensitive that I felt another orgasm coming and had to stop again. I decided that it was time to take them out, but getting to a bathroom was hard. My pussy was way too sensitive. Every movement produced another orgasm.

I finally made it to the bathroom and got them out. Even that made me cum. All I could do was laugh. It definitely wasn’t a normal boring shopping trip!

 

 

 Written By: Ginger
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