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If I Were A Boy

       I‘ve always wished that I was a boy. I would be the coolest boy ever. I’m sort of short, but I wouldn’t have a short guy attitude because let’s face it, I would have the biggest and thickest dick ever. I would show up all the other boys.  I sure would know how to use that huge dick of mine.

I would love using that big dick so much that I wouldn’t even be picky. I would fuck anything that walked! I would be all about going,” hey bitch, let’s fuck”. 

I think that my favorite fuck toys would be men that looked like bitches. I mean am I fucking a girl, am I fucking a guy? Who cares just as long as I am using my big dick, and fucking someone. 

I would also expect my fuck toys to cater to me. Look at my huge dick, my smooth tummy, tiny ass, then my tiny tits with hard nipples. I’m the whole package. 

You don’t expect me to wipe my own adorable little ass, and don’t expect me to clean my sheets after I fucked you raw.

                                                            If I were a boy, even just for a day.

              

 

Written By: Teen Torrie
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Delaney’s Special Massage

         

         

   I’m a very busy girl between work and school, so sometimes I just feel exhausted. My daddy always laughs at that, saying I’m much too young to be so tired. If daddy only knew the things I get up too. 

My whole body was sore from gymnastics and I really needed a long massage. There is this place on Elm that advertises massages. It’s a seedy looking place, so maybe they don’t charge too much?

It didn’t seem too busy and for some reason, the massage therapists were all mostly ladies in sexy clothes.  I however; went for the man with the big hands. 

I’m not at all shy so I quickly removed my clothes and laid on the table. The hot oil and his strong hands soon at me completely relaxed. Maybe a little too relaxed. He laughed when I let out a big fart. He explained it was normal and natural. So, I let out another, and then another.

I was so relaxed, I just closed my eyes without anymore worry. His hands were working their way down to my oiled ass cheeks. Then though, I felt something else. A warm tongue was licking up my ass crack, then sliding in and tongue fucking me. Maybe I was a little too relaxed because all of a sudden. Oops! 

 

Written By: Delaney
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What Are You Waiting For

    I see you looking in on my boyfriend and I. You are just dying to join us. That little clitty of yours is rock hard, and throbbing now. You so badly want to put your mouth right there at my holes. 

                   Aren’t you the lucky asswipe! My boyfriend has agreed to let you join in. First though, I have a tiny little problem. My bottom needs a cleaning before he fucks it. Get in there, yummy for your tummy! Lick and lick till my ass is perfectly clean. There ya go! 

                  Suck his cock, show him just how excited you are. Now, guide it into my tight asshole. Slow down, you little shit stain. Now, you are in charge of keeping my asshole and his dick super wet. Get down there, keep your tongue right at my perfect, shitty little asshole. 

Don’t get greedy, you cunt, that big, beautiful dick is mine! Sometimes, though, I don’t really like jizz dripping out of my ass all day. Get over here cum dump and bend over, spread your cheeks, and do your job!

 

 

Written By: Teen Torrie
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Christmas Comes But Once A Year

                   You poor man, you get it only on your birthday, and Christmas.  Sort of sucks to be you! I never really understood why, till today.

Hiding passwords from me is useless.  Why do you think your house is never clean when I am done? It’s because  I play on your computer all day, and there is no way you will get away with telling me to stop it. Getting nervous, are you? You know exactly what I saw.

This is how it is going to go from here on.  You will do the work for me, and pay me triple. You will service me, and my boyfriend whenever we say. If you don’t, I will show everyone just what I saw on your computer. 

                   You seem to doubt me? Are you trying to like touch me or something? I guess I need to refresh your memory. Let’s turn this on.

Oh look here!  You down on all fours with your face in a dog bowl.  Is that Michael from school? Oh, wow it looks like someone loves it up his flabby ass. You are now down on your knees, and Michael is sitting on your face, and…..OMG!!  Did you just eat that.  Oh dear, where are my manners? Let me pull down my shorts, and give you something to wash it down! 

 

Written By: Teen Torrie
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Will It Be A Tasty Treat Or A Trick?

Will it be a trick or a treat for your hungry mouth? I really  wanted to give you the most delicious treat, but something is off. My little tummy hurt all night and I could hardly sleep at all. A girl does love and need her beauty sleep.

I got up and knew just what would help my sore tummy. I drank a cup of tea and instantly I felt my tummy bubbling. After a few perfume farts, I headed to the toilet. I pushed and pushed but nothing. I even pushed my pretty little fingers in to see what was going on. Want a smell, or taste? 

                  You’re finally here. We’re going to discuss your role as sub at my party, but this was more pressing. I lay on my bed and let your tongue get to work. You kiss my pucker and then begin making love to it. Licking, sucking, spitting, just trying to get a bit of a taste. Even a hard grape would do for you. Just nothing. 

Maybe if I get a good fucking, it will help. Of course, not by you. My tummy really does hurt. You use your tongue and with my permission your fingers. You’re getting in there really good now. I can hear you slurping. I can feel it now, hard at first, then softer, and messier. 

                              Will you get a yummy dark treat, or will you just get a trick with nothing but a fart?

 

Written By: Delaney
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Lucky You

               

  I’ve always been a girl who loves to sleep. My friends are so jealous because I can sleep through anything. I’m not shy either as we all sometimes fart in our sleep, and my farts smell wonderful!

                 After a big dinner of Texas Chili and a few beers, I was just full of my sweet perfume farts. It was getting late and I had a big day ahead of me and I fell asleep fast. I have my roommate coming in for the night, but fell right back to sleep. He’s a bit of a perv, but I don’t mind. If he  wants to lick my sweet ass while I sleep, who am I to complain? 

The sun was coming through the curtains, telling me it’s time to rise for the day. Oh, I’m feeling a stirring in my tummy. I race to the restroom, but the roommate stops me in the hallway. Oh man, it’s going to come out and on the white carpet. Our landlord will kill me!

                What is he doing? He lays on the carpet and tells me to squat over him. Oh god, here it comes all over him. 

I feel so much better, but now I’m so fucking horny and messy.

I jump in the shower and invite him in with me. I need a good ass fucking now! 

I bend over and he slams his dick into my dirty ass. Oh no, I’m not quite finished yet, I guess. We both explode at the same time in a mess of hot cum, and hot, messy shit.

 

Written By: Delaney
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You Missed A Spot

Seems like someone is in big trouble with me. Imagine my annoyance and surprise when I pulled down my silk panties to find a brown spot. To make matters worse, I was with my favorite fuck. I know you don’t expect him to be a clean up boy? Do you, bitch? 

            Now you have an even bigger clean-up job to take care of.  You’re in for quite the treat, as this will be so messy. Is that dried jizz between my perfect tits? Apparently it is, so get to cleaning it. Is it caked up all in my ass crack?  You have no one to thank but yourself for that. 

Spread my cheeks wide. Just look at that big, sexy mess. I suggest you put a pillow under those boney knees, because this is going to take a long time to clean up

 

Written By: Delaney
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Morning Coffee

   

       

I was running so late this morning that I didn’t have time to take care of personal matters. I wasn’t but a few minutes into my Starbucks Carmel Frapp, when I knew my tummy was brewing.  I do love that feeling. The problem was I love to play with my clit while pooping, but I was at Starbucks. I felt like both ends needed attention.

                 I ran to the restroom, and noticed a bit of brown when I pulled down my panties. Now, I was really getting horny. My panties smelled so fucking good. Maybe if I smear a bit of the smelly, warm brown stuff on my nipples. Oh, that fucking feels so good. 

There’s a knock at the restroom door. He asks me if I could possibly hurry. I wonder if he can smell my pussy and ass? Should I? I tell him, the door isn’t locked. 

 

Written By: Delaney
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Shit Prints

 

My married lover loves to see my cute pink lip prints all over his body. I love to kiss every inch of him, leaving my shiny lip gloss everywhere. It makes him smell so sexy too from all the different scents.

Have you ever been so fucking horny, that nothing else matters? You know that kind. Where you just don’t care if you forget to shave, or wash perfectly, you just want to fuck!

We were really getting into it. My lips, and tongue were everywhere. As I began kissing back up his body, I noticed my gloss no longer smelled like vanilla and mint. It sort of smelled earthy. I looked at his chest and the pink lip prints had turned to brown. I could try and hide it. Maybe apply some more pink gloss to my lips.

Was it from him or me? He’s eating my ass out so good, that I stop thinking about it. It feels so good with his tongue buried deep in my shit. He comes back up and kisses me deeply. It definitely isn’t my gloss I feel and taste. His cock is buried in my ass and he is pounding me. I hear him moan to give it to him. He came so fucking hard while his cock was buried in my shitty ass.

 

Written By: Delaney
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What Will You Do For Me?

   Let’s get down to the nasty, dirty details. You say you would do anything for me. I wonder just what you mean by anything?  Now, if you know me at all, you know I’m not talking about material things. Giggles. Well, that does come later but for now, how will you prove yourself? 

                    Your tongue is always looking for those yummy fluids from my body. You savor all that comes directly from my body, but I wonder. I wonder if you knew how many times it was another man’s hot cum you were licking out of my tight holes?

Now that you know, I feel like it is time you sucked a big, thick meaty cock for me. You agree, and wonder just what is next. We will see.

 

Written By: Delaney
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