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Surviving The Holidays

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Holidays are coming as you’re aware. Everywhere you go, Christmas displays are already in full bloom. We both know this can be a stressful time of year. Between spending time with family, shopping, gift wrapping, gift giving, it can be all a little bit overwhelming.

I know exactly what you need to manage this time of year. You need to cum. I know that may sound funny, but it’s the truth. I don’t mean just any jerk off session will do, you need the kind of orgasm where your toes curl, and your balls are completely drained. Do you ever notice after a great orgasm you feel like you can take on anything? It’s almost like a weight has been lifted. After a big load of cum, you feel much more relaxed, and you can think clearer. Not just any run of the mill orgasm will make you feel that way, it needs to be with someone who knows how to push your right buttons. Of course, this isn’t a cure all for the next 2 months with one great orgasm. Keeping you a happy man requires multiple sessions with yours truly. Even if you’re not alone at home, find a quiet spot and I’ll bring you back to your happy place once again.

People will take notice of your joyous mood. Only you and I will know why you’re so happy. It turns out that all you need to survive another holiday season is a little Madame Joanne.

 
Written By: Madame Joanne
Call Joanne @ 1-866-477-1047
Email- kmadamejoanne@aol.com

 

 

The Devil Made You Do It

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  Looking at my picture, all you can think about is running your hands up my warm, smooth legs. Giving me gentle kisses all over my cheeks, and letting your hands roam over my ass. I can feel you giving my cheeks a firm squeeze with your hands.

Is your cock hard yet?

 I’ll let you in on a little secret, I’ve been really horny today. So turned on that I can feel my wetness on my panties. Feeling my soaked thong against my pussy lips makes me want to do very dirty things to you.

  I want you to take your tongue and lick my sweet juices off my black thong. After every inch of my panties is sucked dry, pull my thong to the side, and my ass is yours. You have been drooling at my perfect ass for years now, it’s now time to suck, lick and repeat. 

Worshiping my pussy and ass is just for starters. I’m the devil today and I’ll be having you do things you never thought you would do. 

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Written By: Madame Joanne
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Email- kmadamejoanne@aol.com

 

 

Maid Of Honor

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When my girlfriend asked me to be maid of honor at her wedding, I was super excited. I took it seriously and made sure I did all my maid of honor job duties. I even planned and executed a once in a lifetime bacherlorette party.

When the big day arrived, I can tell my friend was not herself. She seemed like she was having a panic attack and was very flustered. I knew she wasn’t backing out of the wedding but she couldn’t walk down the isle in the mental state she was in. I went and got her a cocktail, thinking that would take the edge off. She chugged the whole glass and asked me to get another one. I didn’t want her wasted on her special day so I told her it wasn’t a good idea.

As time was getting closer, she still wasn’t ready to walk down the isle. I had asked everyone in the room to leave so her and I could just talk. I told her I have an idea that she may or may not accept.

I explained to her when I am most relaxed is when I have an orgasm. She agreed with me. I leaned over and gave her a kiss, not a friendly peck but a hot, french kiss. I worked my hand under her wedding dress and started rubbing her clit on the outside of her silk panties. I could feel her panties starting to get wet so I moved them to the side and slid my finger in and out. I got down on my knees and buried my head under her wedding dress, and  starting sucking her clit while finger fucking her. At this point, she was defiantly starting to relax.

I worked my tongue in and out of her dripping pussy, and she squirted hard all over my tongue. She said she never squirted before. I joked with her and said I will have to share my technique with your new husband.

It was just what she needed because after her incredible orgasm,  she was ready to get married. After all, I am maid of honor and I had to what needed to be done, and I loved every second of it.

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Written By: Madame Joanne
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Thankful

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I have so much to be thankful for.

I’ve always had a strong desire to make people happy, especially men. When I started this company over 10 years ago, I knew one thing and that was to be myself. Many men were tired of the fake and flakes out there and wanted something more real. They found with me quickly that they actually could have a intellectual conversation and realized I’m not some giggly blonde bimbo. So with having a strong work ethic, being imaginative and creative, and being a very sensual and sexual woman, my company grew.

I didn’t have enough time in a day for the demand so that’s when I realized I needed help. I wanted women who were like me and who cared about the person on the other end of the phone. I’m so very grateful for all of my girls and the love they have for this business. They are the best of the best.

I sit here and think how lucky I am that I have so many callers that turned into friendships. Many say I love you at the end of our call and honestly I say it back. We know so much about each other and I genuinely care about them.

I’m thankful not just today but every day. I’m truly blessed and wouldn’t be this successful without you.

Thank you from the bottom of my heart.

Love, Joanne

 

Written By: Madame Joanne
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Email- kmadamejoanne@aol.com

 

You Can’t Resist Temptation

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After hitting your snooze button a few times, you finally wake up. You reach for your phone and go through your emails. You see a bunch of junk mail and then you stumble upon an email from me. Knowing you’re running late at this point, you can’t resist.

Your eyes widen as you see an intriguing picture of yours truly. My picture has got you so aroused that you didn’t even read my email (yet). You couldn’t resist the temptation, so you pull down your boxers and stroke your hard cock.

As you’re looking at my beautiful full tits and smooth pussy, you realize there’s one thing missing from your morning masturbation session, and that is the sound of my voice. We both know that jerking off is not the same without me.

Your fingers can’t dial my number fast enough. And just like that, you hear my voice on the other end. My voice sounds different to you (in a good way) because I am just waking up. You feel your cock throbbing after hearing me in your ear first thing in the morning. I waste no time and slide my hands down between my thighs and move my panties to the side. My pussy is so wet for you. I want you..badly.

It’s hard to resist the Madame.

 

 

Written By: Madame Joanne
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Email- kmadamejoanne@aol.com

 

 

Cuckold Husband Phone Sex

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You simply can’t deny that you love being a cuckold husband. You thought briefly about wanting to be a “normal couple” but the insatiable urge of eating another mans cum load from her pussy is something you can’t live without.

It’s all you think about when you’re at work. You find yourself looking at the clock, counting the hours till you get to go home and watch your wife fuck a much bigger cock than yours. You’re so desperate for cum, you jerk off in the bathroom at work and taste your own cum. We both know it’s not the same. It’s a quick fix but it’s not that huge, creamy load between your wife’s thighs.

When you jerk off alone, you use to think about your wife’s face when she’s getting fucked and how satisfied she is with a big cock stuffing her pussy. But now when you stroke your dick, you think about sucking that huge cock and feeling his big, mushroom head in the back of your throat. It’s more about YOU now and how fucking hot you get for that big dick. After years of her enjoying a big cock, now it’s time to show her how you can take one.

I love all cuckold fantasies, call me and let the cuckolding begin.

 

Written By: Madame Joanne
Call Joanne @ 1-866-477-1047
Email- kmadamejoanne@aol.com

 

You’re At The Top Of My List

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joanneIt’s the happiest time of the year! Or, maybe not. It can be the most stressful and frustrating time of the year and let’s not forget; tis the season for blue balls. The last thing your wife or girlfriend wants this time of year is to please your cock. Your needs always seem to make it to the bottom of the list.

While you might be at the bottom at your loved ones list, you are defiantly at the top of mine. Speaking of top, that’s where I want to start. I want to straddle your body while you lay back and relax. Let my tongue slide down your torso and position myself between your legs. This is where I want to take my time and use my mouth and tongue in ways you’ve never experienced before. I’m a very giving person and I really want to show you how much I want to give to you.

The thought of your wife out holiday shopping while you and I have a long erotic rendezvous or even a quick hot fuck gets me completely turned on. My gift to you is the most memorable, cum draining orgasm. I want to give it all to you and you know I am capable of achieving that.

Check your list, check it twice and let’s get naughty and fuck all night!

 

Written By: Madame Joanne
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Email- kmadamejoanne@aol.com

 

The Build Up To The Next Big “O”

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I really enjoy our erotic calls but what I really love is the slow build up to our highly intense orgasms. It’s such a turn on when I get a very explicit email from you and you are describing every thing you want to do to my body before our call together. I read a lot of my emails at night when I’m lying in bed. When my eyes come across a subject line that reads: Throw you down and rip your shirt off. At that point, you defiantly have my undivided attention.

As I start to read your very sexually detailed email, my hand slowly moves in between my legs. I can feel my pussy starting to tingle and get really wet. By the fourth paragraph, my fingers are deep inside. I’m not wanting to stop but I force myself to because I want to cum with you, badly.

I take my creamy, sticky fingers out of my pussy and reply back to your email. I can still feel the heat from my pussy and when I hit “send” I am hoping my phone will ring at any moment.

Our back and forth sexting is like foreplay and the sexual build up is so incredibly intense that allows us to have mind blowing orgasms with each other.

It’s your turn next. I’m dripping wet and ready for the real thing.

Feeling Thankful

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I woke up today feeling very grateful and I wanted you to know exactly how I felt.

They’re countless phone sex companies out there and I feel so thankful we have such wonderful gentlemen who have been calling us for years. Your loyalty has put us on top and we wouldn’t be where we are without you.

I know for a fact my girls are the best and we love providing you the ultimate satisfaction every time we pick up the phone.

So today, this blog isn’t an erotic tale that will leave your cock throbbing for more, it’s about me appreciating my wonderful girls and callers like you!

Yours and Always,

Madame Joanne

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Look at my body, do you think it needs to be severely punished? Do my tight, tender holes need to be violated