I actually look forward to those fucking idiots. You know the ones who call based on my pictures. They don’t bother reading my bio or checking out my blog. They just see this cute girl and think, hell yeah I want to fuck her tight pussy!
I laugh in the idiots face. I am not this sweet girl who is going to give you some GFE phone sex! OMG, I would rather take a knife right in the fucking eye than sit on the phone for one of those fucking calls. Today I had a guy call me, didn’t say anything to me about what he wanted. I assume if a guy is calling me, he’s looking for some dark twisted shit. I am not into the fucking cookie cutter calls. So I get this idiots info and then call him back.
First he starts telling me how hard his dick is and how he wanted me to fucking suck it? I was like, “Excuse me?” and he had the balls to repeat it. So what did I do? Well of course I explained in great detail how I would wrap my luscious sweet red lips right around his cock…. right before my pearly whites bite right down on the head of his cock as hard as I could.
Needless to say, the guy was a little shocked and surprised and he says, “Uh Baby, why’d you do that? I want to have some of that hot Asian pussy!” I just laughed at him and explained that next time he should read over what a girl is all about before just calling her. I told him if he ever called me again and tried that shit I would fucking take my knife, slice off his balls like the little fucking grapes that they were and I would feed them to him. He apologized and decided to give me a nice little tip and end the call at that point. I’m writing this blog to give the rest of you idiots a little heads up! I am hardcore! I eat losers like you for breakfast! So when you call me, just know that I a twisted and crazy!