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Loser

         Hey loser!  Yes, you! I see you watching me whenever I go grab a coffee before I start my day. You really love staring at my tight, little body but I can tell it’s way more than you wanting to fuck me. I can always tell when a guy is a bit of a cuckold. He just tries way to hard to seem like a typical guy just wanting to fuck all my holes. 

The busy morning crowd was gone and it was just us. You begin to ask me if I have boyfriends and what I like to do with them. Pretty nosey, aren’t you?  You know what I think? I think you’re wondering if you can clean up after them. 

I tell you I have a date tonight and maybe you could come over after. I give you my address.

You show up exactly when I told you too. Eager little cuckold, aren’t you?  You see I am not alone. My fuck for the night is still over. I see the look on your face and know you couldn’t be any happier.  Loser!

  

 

Written By: Delaney
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Dinner Is Served

           

    Can you imagine such a tasty treat waiting for you in your bed?  Just look at my perfect little pussy and butthole.  I did something special just for you. Come-on, get closer. Rub your face all over my holes. Don’t my holes smell amazing? 

You’re so excited and can’t wait to hear what I did just for you. I had a date last night and he had a huge cock! I let him fuck my tight ass till he gave me a huge load. You know the sort of load only a man with a huge cock can do.

I put in a butt plug to keep the jizz in all night. Then I drank lots of water and ate a big bowl of chili. Oh wow, that little thing of yours sure got hard at the thought.

You’re salivating now. Wipe the drool off your chin and get to licking. You never know what yummy treat you might find.

 

Written By: Teen Torrie
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You Are What You Eat

    Hey shit face! I know exactly what you have been doing in my bathroom. At first, I thought you were just smelling my dirty panty’s from the hamper. Maybe doing some snooping in my walk-in closet. That wasn’t it at all. Now, was it?

Did you forget to lock the door? I saw you on the bathroom floor just cleaning my toilet with your tongue. Just what the fuck is wrong with you, loser?

I say this because you could have been getting your chocolate treats directly from the source. Now I know, so no need to hide it any longer. 

Get on your knees shit face! Put your head all the way back, making me the perfect toilet seat. Bury that tongue in my sweet ass. If you keep it in long enough and if you are very lucky , you just might get to smell my sweet perfume farts. 

Go deeper, till you can pull out some of my delightful not ready yet shit. Chew on those perfect brown grapes, savor them.

Thirsty? Time for my hot, tangy piss.  Eat and drink up, bitch.

 

 

Written By: Malaya Maxxx
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Dumbass

      Hi ya Dumbass!  I see you watching me.  You’re too brain dead to know I can tell when you’re watching me through my window, or sneaking into my house to watch me.

I noticed something odd when I was sitting on the toilet doing my morning business. There was a small peak hole in the door. LOSER! I might have even heard you oink when I pulled the toilet paper to wipe my adorable ass. Now I am sitting here and noticing things got rather messy, and I am out of toilet paper. Now, even the toilet won’t flush. I am beginning to wonder if this was all your doing. I know you’re still watching with your pathetic dick out.

I yell for you to come in. You’ve been waiting for this moment. I hear you oink some more, as you practically plunge your head in my toilet. You’re gulping down my shit and piss. You’re so excited, and oinking so loud, I fear you might pass out. Not yet Piggy, not before you clean my ass with your tongue. Then you need to lick up all around the dirty toilet and floor. OINK, OINK!

 

Written By: Teen Torrie
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My Human Toilet

I know you are just craving what I have for you. You have a dirty little fetish that no one but me knows about. You love playing in piss and shit. You crave the smell, consistency and taste. I have been holding it all in for you. You are an extra lucky boy, because I am on my period.  Are you ready to earn your red wings and be my toilet?

When you come over, I am drinking a huge glass of water and eating some chili.  You are encouraging me to eat and drink all I can hold in my trim, sexy body. You are watching my mouth as I chew. I can see you are getting hard at the thought of it all. I undress and you watch as I push the candy kisses into my round ass. You are salivating and gasping.

I get on the floor and push my sexy ass out for you. You start by pulling the Tampax out of my pussy and sucking on it. It’s all over your face and you lick all you can that you can reach with your tongue. You are a little thirsty and beg for my hot piss. You want to take your time and savor it all, but you just can’t get the candy kisses in my ass off of your mind. You dig in your tongue as deep as you can. You use your tongue to remove the kisses. The more you move your tongue around, the more I fart, giving you my sweet perfume. You are moaning in excitement because you know what is coming next.

 

Written By: Valentina
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Piggy Says Feed me

        Oh hey, Piggy. I have a special treat just for your hungry, drooling mouth. I saw you watching me and my boyfriend fuck when you snuck back home. I wonder if your wife knows you missed work to sneak home to watch us. I could tell her, or you could do something for me.

My boyfriend is huge. I know you’re jealous, and wish you were that big. Sadly, you aren’t! My sweet fuck holes are sore from taking such a deep,  hard fucking. That is where you come in pervert.

First, start with my adorable flat chest. Lick the cum off my pink nipples. Next, drag your tongue down to my stretched out pussy. It’s super dirty, so lick out all the jizz. Yummy!

Now I have to pee, so open wide.  Next and most importantly, it’s time to take care of my sore asshole. Lick it nice and slow, slide in your tongue deep to get all the cum out.  Now if you’re good, I will have a treat for you. Just like a moist, fudgy brownie. Yum- yum!

 

 

Written By: Teen Torrie
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Oink For Torrie

I have a new caller and he snorts just like a piggy when he is excited. It is so fucking funny! Next time we talk I am going to let my friends listen in. Don’t tell! Until our call, he had no idea that he was a cock-sucking, shit piggy that loves all my fluids. I mean all of them! His favorite is my slimy green snot.

He doesn’t touch himself on our calls, because that would be just disrespectful. His words, not mine. The oink sounds though? I laughed so hard I almost snorted. Maybe my snorts would have given him more of my precious green snot. LMFAO!  I ‘m wondering now if he even has a winky because he never mentions it.

I wonder what he likes more? Cock or my slimy green snot? Not to mention my hard shit grapes that he roots for just like a Truffle Piggy.  I promised him I would stuff my cute little mouth with a whole lot of chili fries to give him what he really craves. That would be my wet, smelly, sloppy brown shower.

I didn’t mention yet his experience with cocks. That is because he is just now figuring out he is a cock sucking fag. For now, it’s all about my tasty shit, pee, cum and snot. A virtual buffet for the oinker.

 

Written By: Teen Torrie
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Torrie’s Special Candy

           I love an excuse to visit all the men in my neighborhood and Halloween is always an awesome excuse.  Men are such suckers when it comes to me and my adorable teen body. They’ll do anything to make me happy and get a taste of my sweet candy. 

Mr. Parker was first on the list. I knocked on his door and the perv let me in with a dirty smile. He knew just what I had for him so he quickly assumed the position. I put my adorable little asshole to his mouth and gave him the sweet perfume he craved. After that, he knew just what tasty little treat was coming. I made him beg for it. He was so excited he wrapped his lips around my tasty treat and he sucked it like a dick. I was about to give him something else to wash it down, but I decided to save it for the next house. 

Mr.  Smith was so anxious he was looking out his window for me. He asked if I had a special treat in my pussy for him. He laid on the floor and I sat on his face. My pussy was dripping from my boyfriend earlier. He was so excited to lick up the special treat from my boyfriend. Then he begged to wash it down with my cum piss. I was running out of tasty treats so I had to make a pit stop at Mr. Johnson’s house. 

He has the biggest, black dick I have ever seen in my life. I sure have seen a lot! I explained I needed a good, hard, fast ass fucking to get ready for Mr. James. I am a black cock whore and the bigger and fatter the better. After all my holes were plugged and filled I went to the next house. Mr. James had already texted me 10 times. Fuck, he was anxious for my jizz filled holes. 

I promised my daddy that I would stay in for Halloween. Give me a call, I have some extra special treats for you.

 

 

Written By: Teen Torrie
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Let’s Get Nasty

I am the nastiest chick I know. Most of my friends are so picky about where and how they get off. Not me, if my cunt is wet, I don’t care where I am. I need to get off.

My friends and I went to a bar last night that is known for how gross it can get. The rule of thumb is not to use the bathroom unless you want to fuck, or just can’t hold it in. The fact that the place is so gross just gets me even hotter and wetter.

I locked eyes with this hot guy, and he actually dared me to meet him in the bathroom. A little mess and smell never turned me off when I needed a random fuck from a strange guy. By the time he made it in, I was so horny I was already fingering my juicy cunt. He wasn’t alone! He had several well built guys with him for me to fuck. A gang bang in a dirty loo? What a way to spend my night.

Get nasty with Harley. What a way to spend YOUR fucking night.

 

Written By: Harleyhttp://theklassykat.com/user_images/tkk_harley.jpg
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Dirty Dakota

I’m the type of girl who isn’t afraid to get dirty. A little dirt don’t hurt. Whether it’s getting dirty outdoors, or in between the sheets, I like to have fun and get nasty.

My guy friend and I went to his Uncles camp for a little joy riding on his 4 wheelers. Feeling the power and vibration between my legs all day, made me extremely horny.

We stopped at a secluded area so we could take a break. My mind was on sex and I knew he wanted it to. Since I was dirty from driving in the mud puddles at full speed, I wanted to do dirty things to him.

We both undressed. I got down on my knees and licked his balls. I moved my lips to his cock and sucked his cock until he almost came in my mouth. I then asked him to turn around. I buried my face in his ass and tongue fucked his asshole, while massaging his big balls. He reciprocated, and his tongue felt amazing in my ass. 

After a hot session of ass play, he bent me over the muddy 4 wheeler and pounded my pussy with his big cock. It was a fun day!

Would like to get down and dirty with me?

 

Written By: Dakota
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