I went out bar hopping with the girls last night and got so messed up but boy was it fun! There were so many good looking men there I hardly knew where to start. Then I saw him… he was tall and muscular, ruggedly handsome. He looked like the type to get a little rough when he fucked me. I swear my pussy was soaking wet as soon as I saw him and I knew that I had to have him. I was drunk enough to be really bold so I just walked right up to him and told him that I thought he was really hot and asked him if he wanted to come home with me so we could fuck. He looked surprised at first but after he got a good look at my perfect body, he was happy to leave with me. As soon as we walked in the door we were all over each other ripping each others clothes off, we were so turned on that we didn’t even make it to the bedroom, he picked me up and fucked me against the wall! It was amazing we fucked like animals all night long and again when we woke up. I can’t wait to see him again!
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I am stuck at home in the damn rain tonight so rather than go out to the bar I am just going to have a few drinks here. The kids are gone and it’s just me all by myself and this Vodka is going straight to my clit. I feel the burrnnnnnnn right down my throat and straight to my pussy.
What in the world do they put in liquor that makes me some horny? It’s like I have a direct IV straight down to my wet slit. Now all I need to feel is your cock sliding right here between my juicy pussy lips and fucking me till I am drunk in a whole other way…. Drunk on pussy pounding!
Last night was ladies night at the bar down the road and besides getting tipsy on buy 1 get 1 free Maragarita’s I picked up a hottie named Kathy and brought her home. I LOVE cock but every now and then a little pussy makes this party girl happy!
Originally, it was going to be a 3some but the guys wife showed up and wrecked our plans at the last minute. So me and Kathy decided to make it a dirty duo instead. She was a fabulous pussy licker and knew how to use a strap-on like it was no ones business. I would have loved to have had REAL cock but her strap-on was definitely a fabulous second choice. She pounded my tight fuck hole real good and I squirted several times. I have her number and will be calling that hottie up again next time I get the taste for some pussy.
So I have a new toy to play with and wanted to share the interesting story behind the toy. Last night I was out of town and went to an adult store. I went because I was told by a guy fuck friend of mine that he seldom see’s women hanging out at any or using the booths to watch movies. I personally thought it would be a popular place for prostitutes at least to hang out, but apparently not.
I walk in and rent a booth and true to what I heard, no women to be seen. WTF ? Now this is my first time to one of these so I am not sure how they normally look but this one was really dingy and sleezy. Nothing but curtains for the little booths and those were covered in all kinds of interesting stains. *wink*
So sleezy booth and probably one of the cheapest quality porn’s I have ever seen. The smell of jacking off and the sounds of cum squirting. This slut felt right at home!
Now this booth was tiny. Literally a closet of curtains that were damn near touching me on all 4 sides. I get comfy, spread my legs and start sliding my new toy in me while watching the cheezy gang bang porn. Moments later I feel a hand rubbing my ass and I look back and see a hand reaching through the curtain and feeling me up. Nothing but a hand, so I have no idea what this person looks like except it must be a man having such a big and rough hand. Now we are talking! Just the kind of action I came here for. I bend over and spread em wide and give him full access to my ass and now juicy pussy. He starts blindly poking until he finds what he is looking for. My wet fuck hole suddenly has 2 fingers in it. All I can do is hope he replaces his fingers with the “real deal” before I go insane!
I’m a sexy smoking slut and I get so turned on lightening up a cigarette. I put the cigarette up to my red lips and grab my pink lighter and the first inhale always turns me on. I instantly rub my clit every time I inhale. 
I’m sure you’re probably dreading the same ole presents like you get every year. You have to act excited and gracious when you open it up but you know deep down that’s not really what you wanted.
You go out on a Friday night with your friends and you happen to go to a bar. You notice me, a beautiful blonde with huge tits and a great ass. You notice that I am totally wasted. I’m talking loud, laughing hard and you know I am having one hell of a good time. I am wearing a skimpy dress that’s low cut with my big tits popping out of it. I’m flirting with every guy in the bar and nobody can take their eyes off of me, including yourself.
I have always loved shoving things in my cunt. My motto is the bigger the better! Size matters to me when it comes to pleasuring my aching, horny pussy. Ever since I was younger I always loved stuffing objects inside me. At first, it was my Mom’s 8 inch dildo from her night stand, then I got a little older and introduced my pussy to wine bottles. My mom likes to drink a lot so there was always empty bottles of alcohol lying around the house; I couldn’t help myself to wonder what that would feel like inside of me. 
SCORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Went out last night, and my friend and I doubled teamed this dude! I have no clue what his name is, but it really doesn’t matter, not like I want him to call me or something.
I have to say there is something to be said about getting fucked up on tequila shooters (Mescal, I don’t do that douche shit Cuervo, only pussies who cannot handle the worm do that shit) then going back to your home with someone who is ready to fuck as much as you are.
Anyway, now I can’t go out tonight because I can’t drive, long story lol. So I am stuck here until tomorrow night. Then I will be back on the prowl for more of that yummy random cock.
Jordon
See what I have in my mouth? My panties! Can you blame me for loving to suck off my own juices from them? Fuck no you cannot! I’m a great tasting bitch!
Luckily for you I also love to share. One of my favorite things to do; and I have to thank a guy who I took home from a bar recently for coming up with this; is after being fucked a few times, taking my panties off, then dipping them into some Henny and sucking on them.
Isn’t that a great way to suck on a pair of panties? You have snatch taste plus Henny, what the fuck could be better? Pouring the Henny down over the outside of the panties while your date is wearing them, that’s what!
Lemme know if you want a taste, I would be happy to share with a panty licker like you.
Jordon
