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We Are Both Size Queens

        I had the funniest call the other day. We began to chat Delaney25and soon I found out my caller, who I will affectionately name Asswipe is a size queen just like me. The bigger and thicker the better. We chatted about cocks for a while and what kind of heads we like the most but then………ROFLMFAO!

He is into things I couldn’t even imagine someone doing. He told me that his boyfriend lets him clean his dirty asshole. He also shares him with other men who fuck his face then when done piss on him. Thing is he fucking LOVES it! I couldn’t help laughing but he was okay with that and loved when I called him Asswipe.

It gets even more nasty, if you thought that even possible. He loves being a human toilet. Well, a girl could get into having her dirty ass cleaned with a wet tongue. I mean my pucker is too cute for toilet paper. I mean there is sissy fags and then there is Philip! LOL

 TeenDelaney4u@aol.com

Teen Delaney Does It All

delaney24          Everyone seems to think I am such a sweet almost innocent girl. Little do they know I am the kinkiest little slut around. I will try anything at least twice! Once to see if I get off to it and again just to be sure! Lol! My last boyfriend wanted to see me get a little K-9 action and of course I did it; and pretended it was my first time. 

I guess this leads to what won’t I do. That would be nothing, absolutely nothing. I just love to suck and fuck girls, boys, men woman I love it all. My collection of toys is huge and I would be happy to demonstrate. If I am excited enough I will even go for some golden and brown showers. Nothing is taboo with your dirty teen slut.

  •              Teen Delaney

Skank Snatch Phillip

Sometimes I read other chicks blogs, just for the fuck of it and I admit, some are wicked hot! I have noticed one thing, or skank, or fuck face, or stupid fucking ass and that would be a man? LMFAO named Phillip The Skank. He seems to be the topic of many blogs and I finally got my turn at the Jerk off.

You know, taking him serious and not laughing is impossible. Just listening to his sissy voice is enough to send you rolling on floor with a stomach ache from laughing. He seems to have no limits at all.  Hmmm, well maybe one and that would be fucking a chick. Don’t get me wrong, he likes chicks, but for them to sit on his dumb looking face and beg for their shit. Seems Phillip loves to suck a big, fat turd like he is sucking a prick.

I asked him if he had a boyfriend, and he said he had several all wanting his fuck holes. That isn’t a boyfriend you stupid Skank. Some of the chicks said he used lip gloss on his “clitty” WTAF?  I will have to ask him about that next time the stupid ass calls me. My favorite part of the call is when he cums. I couldn’t stop laughing at the sounds he made. What he didn’t know was a girlfriend was in room with me listening and laughing to the whole call.

Goth Girl Ivy

Match Made in Heaven

If you’re a phone sex connoisseur and enjoy looking at girls profiles you specifically look to see if they have no taboos. Most girls say they have no limits but when you call them with your fantasy she’s like umm… Well, hehe I don’t do that. What a waste of time, right?

I do it all and I love it all! I am a slut in my personal life and on the phone. I think sluts are more carefree and open and when you truly are one like me, it really makes a twisted fuck fantasy come to life. I love when your fantasy takes a turn to the dark side, my pussy gets wetter and I find myself getting off with whatever objects I can find to fuck my horny, dirty holes.

Are you ready to meet your match? Someone who will actually get off on Scat, Snuff, Kidnapping, Castration, Farm Fun and of course my favorite, Blasphemy. Let me show you what No Taboo really means.

Heaven 866.949.9734

Cum Filled

You have the perfect face for me to back my ass up against. It’s time for you to lick my  pussy and ass clean. I don’t give this job to just anyone but I know you’ll take good care of me. I can feel your body quivering being so close to my dirty holes. Your nose presses against my cum filled pussy. It was a fun filled night, now you have a lot of work to perform. You look like a pretty cunt with my juices dripping down to your chin. I’m going to treat you like the hungry cum dumpster that you are. Start devouring my holes, digging that cream right out of my pussy with your hungry mouth.

I’m filled up with a lots of treats. Top quality cum just for you!

Brittany

1.888.781.9166

Tick Tock Tick Tock Someone Has a Tiny Cock

So I had this date last night. I was kind of excited as he was tall, muscled and and HOT! We were having a great time laughing, flirting and I thought I just might fuck him. We get back to his house and begin to kiss. My little teen pussy was so wet I was ready for some big, hard cock.

He unzips his pants and what the fuck, it wasn’t really even a cock. I mean I think my clit is even bigger. If he had on pink panties he would have reminded me of one of my faggot, piece of shit dickless callers. Anyways I still wanted cock so I called one of my Fuck Buddies to take care of me while the dickless wonder watched. I figured I would keep him around as a fluffer and a clean up boy.

Once my Fuck Buddy left there was a lot of cleaning up to do and Little Dick plunged right in and cleaned me up. I am not completely heartless so I let him rub his clit till he yelled “OMG I am squirting”.ROFFLMAO! Then I made him lick it up and I got the fuck out to my own bed!

Evil Little Torrie

Personal Throne

Cum on boys, I know you want to kiss this delicious ass of mine. It makes me really horny to feel a pair of hands part my ass cheeks along with a wet warm tongue flickering around the rim of my tasty asshole. I think it’s time you finally get to taste my pussy. Lay right under me and I’ll give you the full service treatment. You’ll be licking every hole and I’ll be giving you a special surprise out of each one. Just go for it, I know you want to! My horny, hot holes are calling your name. If you’re as naughty as I am. I know you won’t have any problems getting out right down and dirty with me, being my personal throne shoving your tongue as far as it will go up my ass and my pussy. You better be able to open wide and take what I’m about give you.

I’ll be jiggling this delicious ass in your face until you’ve licked me sparkling clean.

Sierra

No Fucking Way!! What I made him do is insane!

Well, I think my last caller took the prize for doing anything to make me happy. I mean he even, if this is possible beat out Philip The faggot! I know right? How is this possible? Well think about what would you do to make me happy, make me smile and I really am still thinking of what happened. I mean he did it, he really did.

So he said he was almost ready to call but needed to get his lunch ready first. His lunch, was let’s just say unfit for human consumption. I got on the phone prepared for a blast because this man is always fun. In fact, he was the one who got me into making men do “special” things to please my adorable little teen ass. So, are you ready to find out what I made him do and what his lunch was?

He shit right in his hand! ROFLMFAO!! I made him sniff it, and he did. I made him lick it, and he did. Here is the thing with men and what happens once they cum. They wimp out of the dirty deeds I have planned for them. Know what though? J didn’t at all. In fact I told him when he was almost done with his lunch he needed to shoot his load in it, and lick that off to! Yum, yum give me some! NOT! He did it for me. Look at my adorableness and tell me that you could say no to me.

Deviant Princess Torrie

My Little White Slave

I have this little white boy that I love to play with. He knows just how to treat his chocolate goddess. After I come home from a long day, he’s on his knees in front of me, taking my shoes off, massaging and licking my feet. It doesn’t matter to him that my feet have been in those hot shoes all day and are a little sweaty and smelly. He runs his tongue all over them, even between my toes. I just lay them right there on his face and tell him to get to work. That’s not the only thing that he does for me. He sucks down anything that comes out of my tasty black holes. He even goes out and finds men for me. He tells them that he has a tiny white dick and needs some big dicks to fuck his lady. I totally embarrasses him, but I make him do it anyway! Then he watches those men tear my pussy and ass up. Once they’ve used me all up, here comes my little slave to make it all better. He sucks all the cum out and soothes my aching holes. Anything that happens to come with the cum, he gobbles up too. He thanks me and tells me everything that comes out of my pussy and ass is delicious, be it golden, brown or red. He’s such a good boy, and to reward him, I let him suck on my chocolate drop nipples. That’s all it takes for him. He just wants me to feel good all the time. Who wouldn’t love that? I need more little slaves!

Lip Gloss

I had another call with my favorite little faggot, Philip. He thought he could “impress” me by rubbing lip gloss on that pathetic little cock of his. WRONG. The only thing that impresses me about that pitiful fuck is the way he takes things down his throat. He’s very, very talented at that. Be it a *real* cock from a *real* man or whatever happens to come out of my ass, he knows how to swallow big things. I get a little worried sometimes that he may grow a tiny bit of confidence between our calls, so I make sure to crush any of that as soon as I get on the phone with him. I kindly remind him what a fucking miserable tiny-dick asshole he is. I can’t let him even have the smallest feeling of being a real man. Real men don’t have useless mini dicks and pitiful little bumps for balls. So no, Philip, shining your nub up doesn’t impress me. You’re still useful for a good laugh though or my own personal port-a-potty 😉