School is in Session

A list of some of my favorite sexual terms, and a few that I thought I would share.

Captain Cheddar — a cheesy male.  You know the douchebag guys at the bar always trying to hit on you but are so pathetic.  I have had my fair share because I like to fuck but I am not a big cheddar fan at all.

getting gnarly with the knudster – jerking off.  hopefully you will be doing that to me and my voice baby!

R2 your D2 – same as getting gnarly baby!

visiting Niagra Falls  – female masturbation – what I will be doing when your are getting gnarly or R2’in your D2 – 😉

quicunque vult – A forward girl , ready to oblige every man that shall ask her.  I do believe I am one of these.

Nebulaphobia – The fear of fog.  Not a sex term but interesting.

visit from (Aunt) Flo – To be visited by the monthly menstrual flow — all  I can think of is South Park, LMFAO

visiting the wookie – anilingus on an hairy ass – if you are into that kinda thing ……

59ing – lesbian 69’ing.  I am “down” with that. Hehehehehehehe

4-11-44: measurements for my favorite thing on a man, a large penis. based on size and measurements : 4 X 11 = 44 , meaning a thickness of 4 inches multiplied by a length of 11 inches equals, according to Dirty Harry, the .44 is ‘ the most powerful handgun in the world ‘

And finally the best for hooking up, a formula for you logical minded people:

3 – F’s = FILM – FOOD- FUCKING.

Teach me some new ones or let me know your favorites.  I want to be able to talk dirty in as many different languages and ways as possible.  It makes me so fucking wet.