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Smoking Fetish

 You watch as her mouth parts ever so slightly, your attention drawn to the momentary color of black behind those soft ruby red lips.  Then it happens.

The slow, beautiful, sensual almost ethereal dance of grey tendrils of smoke as they move, serpentine like, moving over it’s self, crossing,  wafting upward, hiding her face from view for a few moments, but those lips, you can still see the bright redness of them.

You swallow and adjust the way you are sitting.  You wonder if she knows, knows that you are watching her, getting hard following the smoke from her perfect mouth.  The way it curls, swirls, hangs ghost like in the air above her head before it dissipates.

Then you realize she is looking right at you, smirk upon those full lips of hers, she over exaggerates the movements of her bringing that burning cigarette to those lips; oh God those perfect lips; before drawing in a long, slow drag, forcing the hot box on the end to light up, orange and hot.

She lowers her head slightly, keeping her mouth open so you can see the smoke curl in circles as she breaths it into her lungs.  You think about how warm her breath, mingled with the smoke would look and feel against your now stiff dick.  She is blatantly teasing you now.  She holds it inside her for awhile, making you inch forward in your seat with anticipation, she raises her hand to her mouth, placing a kiss on the palm of her hand, then with an action that would cause a lesser man to erupt right there, she blows you a kiss, forcing a stream of soft luscious smoke across her hand and right toward you.

Jordon

~ Caught ~

I love my friends, but sometimes, those sluts get my ass in trouble.  Most of my friends are just like me, they like to drink and party until you black out.  Nothing is ever wrong with that, at least I don’t think so.  Makes you loosen up a bit and helps with any inhibitions that you might have left. lol.

So, two days ago, we were bored, and it was way too early in the day to go out.  Now mind you, I love to get fucked up as early as possible, but 8:30 a.m., just a wee bit early. So what do you do when you wanted to get trashed but don’t want to drink? You break out the nose candy, that’s what you do.

Have you ever noticed that you get the best ideas when you are beyond smashed? Here is the thing, yes you get fantastic ideas but sometimes you really shouldn’t act on them. Okay, back to us sitting around, having these amazing ideas, when my one friend, Shari, says, “You know what you should do Jordon?”  Now you have to understand, the last time Shari said something like that, I spent three days in jail.  But, being in the enlightened state in which I was, I said, “What?” And that is when the plan was put into action.

I got dressed up very conservatively and we drove down town.  I got out of the car, and made my way into one of the buildings, that seemed to employ every single boring looking man in the world, made my way to either the third or forth floor; to be honest I cannot remember which one it was exactly; and went into the men’s room and waited.

The first person who came in actually walked back out, then came back in.  I started to pull the front of my skirt up and rub my thighs, the guy didn’t know what to do.  I walked over to him and whispered in his ear something like, “I’m a free fuck if you want me.” After a few minutes of him looking very uncomfortable, he finally did a quick fuck with me, then washed his hands and left.  I found that sort of funny. lol. Anyway, I had myself fucked three times before the shit hit the fan.

The forth guy to come into the bathroom was a fucking security guard.  And that is where my fun ended. lol I was escorted out of the building, no lie, three guards, one holding each arm, and one walking behind me.  Everyone was looking at me, but I wasn’t embarrassed, but I was dripping a lot of cum into my panties.  As they walked me outside, one told me never to come back to their building, I said I wouldn’t and that was that.

My friend Shari thought it was the funniest thing when I explained to her that I had been caught like that.  She is still laughing about it.  I think I need to come up with something for her to do, so she can feel the rush of almost being arrested and being tossed out of a building.  If you have any ideas, then please let me know, and make it good!

Jordon

Golden Showers

Oh yes, the warm liquid sunshine that flows from between the legs. Is there anything better?  I think not.  A hot steamy stream flowing down your tits, trickling down your stomach to end up in a full cascade of yummy river dripping off a wet pussy.  See  how good that sounds.  And the taste!  Nothing like it, and if you think this is nasty or gross, you have never tried it.  Piss is sterile so it can’t hurt you, it’s just warm dick lemonade, and everyone likes Lemonade.  Then there are the toilet boys, those who love to lay down and suck the piss right from my tiny little tasty piss hole, yeah, you know who you are.  Don’t be embarrassed, give me a call!

Love ya,

Jordon


Practice Makes Perfect

 Practice, practice, practice.  That is what makes me such a great cock sucking Princess.  I love the feel of something huge, thick and meaty in my mouth.  The way a cock expands and rams into my throat!  Not to brag but I’m one great cock sucker, and how did I become great? By practicing of course.  I remember the first time I sucked someone off.  I became addicted almost immediately!  Poor guy was so sore that he actually told me to stop he couldn’t take any more.  I should call him up and ask him if he would like to hook up for a night, I am sure he can think of something to tell his wife.

Jordon

Smoking Hot Fuck

 I am everything your lil heart could ever desire in a twisted, nasty phone sex professional.  I have no limits in real life, so why would I have limits on the phone? That’s right, I have done some very nasty shit boys.  Get some juice into me, or some 8 and I’m ready to go. Today when I spoke to someone on the phone they asked me what the kinkiest thing I have done was.  So I told them, and I told them in great detail.  From there it went to where I was a hooker and I went to their hotel room to show them a good time.  Ended everything with my mouth full of their cum, but only for a moment, because everyone knows that hookers swallow.  I do not shy away from anything, or any fantasy.  What you see and read is what you get with me. And if you have taken the time to read any of my blogs you would know that what you get is everything!

Whorin’

Jordon

Assume The Position

Please Sir step out of the car and assume the position.  No not that one! This one, get down on your knees, that’s right, just like that.  Now walk on your knees toward me, hands behind your head, interlace your fingers.  Come a little closer, closer, clooooooooooser.  Very good. Now, thrust your chin forward just a little, tilt your head back slightly, extend your tongue and nuzzle your face right between my beautiful pussy lips.  While you are busy eating me, I am going to read you your rights. You have the right to tongue fuck me until your tongue feels like it is going numb, you have the right to have your friends watch, you have the right to make me squirt my creamy cunt drippings all over your face, and you have the right to let me use your body for my own enjoyment for as long as I choose.  If you understand these rights, then you are a lot smarter then what I thought. *laughs*

Jordon

(Yes I know it’s not a cop’s uniform but I had some fun with a cop last night…nuff said!)

Six At Once

Hey sweeties!  So here is what happened.  I enjoy going to this one bar; actually I enjoy going to a shit load of bars, what can I say, I love the juice.  That’s beside the point though. lol. There was this group of college kids, they were just ripe for the fucking.  The thing about college guys are, they always think they can fuck well.  They think that, until, they meet me that is.  All I had to do is buy them a few rounds, flash a little bit of tit and leg, and I had them eating from the palm of my hands, and from between my legs, but that was later.  All 6 of us, yes that’s right SIX, went to some cheap assed hotel and spent the night together.  When I got home this morning I smelled like I worked at some sort of fish processing plant. HA!  My hair was stuck together tighter then cotton candy. I smelled, tasted and looked like a true whore, and that’s just the way I love it.

 Party Girl Jordon

I want to be your whore!

I was out at a bar last night and there was this real good looking guy sitting next to me. He was making my cunt wet just sitting there! I started rubbing my pussy against the bar stool. I could not control myself, I began to finger my hot, wet cunt right there! The guy saw me, grabbed my hand and led me out the door to his car. He pushed me inside, ripped at my clothes and started licking and biting me all over my body. I had to have him. We did the dirtiest, nastiest things you could imagine. I was his nympho fuck whore for the night! He filled each and every single hole!
Let me be your fucking whore tonight! 
 

Infuckingcredible

My new neighbor is sexy, studly and holy shit does he have a big cock.  I was laying in the living room, watching a porn the other night by myself when I felt the need rise to get off.  I had forgotten to close the blinds and there I am in all my naked glory fingering my wet hole.  Well apparently I drew some attention from the new neighbor, lol.  As I’m really getting into it I hear a knock at the door and I can see through the window that it’s him, and he’s got his hand on his crotch rubbing at the tightness of his jeans.  “Come in,” I yelled, too into my orgasm to even put on clothes.  He walked in the room, already knowing what he was going to see and he unzipped his pants to reveal the most beautiful thick cock I had ever seen.  My pussy got even wetter and I motioned him to the couch.  He settled between my legs, settling his mouth on my pussy and sucking at the juices.  What a way to say hello.  Soon I could take no more and I moaned for him to fuck me which he did, sliding in slowly, teasingly and then giving it all to me hard and fast.  We came together over and over again until his cum poured out of my wet hole and he collapsed on top of me.  I always love welcumming new neighbors.

Swingers Phone Sex

A caller of mine asked me about my sex life before I divorced my loser husband.  I don’t tell many people about what we did back then but it felt good confessing all of my naughty secrets. Like how we had been introduced to the world of swinging and how much I really got into it.  Something about being with another woman’s husband while she gets fucked by your own makes me so wet even still.  I told him some very naughty details and I could tell how excited he got just listening to it all.  Would you like to take part in some swinger phone sex with me tonight?  I’m always horny and ready but I think you know that now don’t you!

Jordon