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How Do You Want Me?

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I’m a bit of an early riser. Every new day hold so much sexiness to be had. I’m always showered, dressed and even find time for a good workout before I begin my work day. I do have to laugh at calling phone sex work. I mean come on! How many of us get to cum over and over on our jobs. 

I have this certain caller that likes me to dress for our  playtime. Thong, mini skirt, fishnets, and boots. Only the hottest for my guy. Then it’s my pleasure to come up with a great place for us to fuck. It can be in a dark alley, under a bridge or in a bathroom. The dirtier the better. 

How would you like to cum today, Babe?  How would you like me to dress, and where should we meet?  I am so ready for you!            

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Wrapping Your Lips Around Tommy Lee

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       OMFG!!! I saw something the other day that kept me in bed all fucking day. I saw Tommy’s Lee’s fucking enormous, sexy cock. Big, thick, and perfect. When I had enough of me time, I began thinking of the fuck toys in my life. Sorry guys, none of you can even fucking compare. Then I decided maybe it was time I went on a quest. I even had the perfect guy friend to take along. 

He was so excited when I texted him. He gushed over all the clothes I suggested he wear. He seems to love pink. While applying his pink, shiny lipstick, he seemed a little annoyed.  Ah, of course for now on, especially in our quest, he will be a she. 

           Apparently, we have the same taste in bed. Bad boys!  I suggested the local biker hangout.  The huge, shiny, sexy bikes were all in a row in the parking lot. My friend and I seemed to be the only females around. The “is your cock as big as Tommy Lee’s quest begins”.

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Harley And Mr. J Forever

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It’s been a long week already. Hasn’t it?  I bet you’re needing the exact same thing as me today. What’s that you wonder? Maybe you don’t wonder, because you know me so very well.  I’ve been thinking about you all day. I have picked out my outfit, and trust me it’s fucking sexy! 

I take a long shower making every inch of my body soft, clean and smooth. I quickly get dressed, then text you where I will be. I see you in the crowd, and you look amazing.

I can’t wait for that first kiss. I grab you hand and we duck into a dark alley. I push you against the wall and grind against you. Fuck! You feel so good. I bite the back of your neck and stroke your cock through your pants. You’re so hard for me.

  You push me away and then pin me against the wall. Yes, this is just what I have been needing and missing.

 

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Just You And Me , Babe

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              Life can be so crazy and stressful. Sometimes we just need a little private time for you and I.  No nasty, filthy roleplay. Maybe just a little. LOL. Just you and me getting naughty together. Your day was long and stressful. I can see how tight your muscles are under your shirt.

I fixed a warm bubble bath, and chilled sparkling wine for two. How does that sound, babe?

I slowly undress you, kissing every part of your body. You grab me, and push me down on the bathroom floor. Slow down now, I want to take care of you. Once in the warm bath, I begin to lather every inch of you. You sip on the chilled sparkling wine, as my warm talented mouth finds your hard cock. I slowly suck, till you explode in my mouth. 

We step out of the tub and I dry and lotion your body. I take your hand as we walk to the bed. We are far from finished, my love. 

 

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Dirtiest Bitch On The Net

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              I am a total adrenaline freak!  Nothing raises my pulse and get’s my juices flowing like sex. Not just any sex but dirty, nasty, messy, hot, wet, and most of all perverted.

I’m not your wine and dine girl. I don’t need a fancy hotel either. I just need a hot guy with a big dick that knows how to use it. During these odd times, I have found new and unusual ways to pick up men to hook up. 

                  Last night I saw this man working out on his balcony. Apartments are so close in the city that I could see the sweat on his body from my window. I thought he was working out way to hard, and needed a bit of distraction. I stood at my window nude, and began sucking my sexy, hard nipples. 

Now I have his attention. Strange is my favorite way to go, but I couldn’t bring him here. Yes, sex with me can get that nasty! I held up my digits on a big sign. What? You’ve never done that?

He texted me and I told him to meet me in the parking garage. During the day no one is ever there except the parking attendant. The man seemed rather confused as to why we were fucking in a dirty parking garage. I dropped to me knees on the dirty, littered with trash floor, and began sucking his gorgeous dick. Another man was getting his car. I smiled, and suggested he join us.  

 

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You Can’t Fix Crazy

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But, you can having amazing sex with it! I am all about lovin, and fucking Mr. J.  He is my fucking everything! Trust me, my alone time with him is for everyone’s safety. Sometimes a girl just needs a hot, violent, and crazy fuck.

Now where is he?

I finally find him, and he is in an alley way talking shit with The Riddler.  I have needs, and have no time for boys games. I kick The Riddler in his huge balls, and he runs off like a pussy.

Mr. J suggests we go to his warehouse, but I am ready now. I want it right here in the alley. He pulls me to the ground by my pigtails. No other man would ever get away with that. Fuck, his dick is just so good. You know, some of the best moments in life you just can’t tell anyone else about. Sex with Mr. J is one of those moments.

He rips off my top, then my skirt. He grabs my thong, and rips it off. My hands are against the alley way wall, as we violently fuck. We finish and I need to run off.

Keep crazy and Kiss your Puddin”   xx Harley

 

 

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I Have Sinned

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Bless me father for I have sinned. I try to be a good person, but my deviant sex drive makes it so hard to be good.  A close friend of mine opened a little shop across from a Catholic Church. I was raised Catholic, but hadn’t been to church in ages. The Priest was young and hot. You can just imagine the thoughts in my dirty little mind. Did I imagine him looking me up and down. I had to do something to meet him and see what he was all about. Cooped up with no sex can make a man pretty twisted. My kind of man.

How exactly does one meet a Priest if they’re to selfish to volunteer and don’t go to church? They go to confession, of course.

Saturday morning I dragged myself out of a warm bed with a hot couple and went to church. I went in the confessional and spilled my guts. I told him everything from my first fuck at 12 to the couple in my bed and everything in between. He got very quiet and I could hear sighs and moans.  I got a Priest to jerk it, but I want to fuck him silly. I need for him to be talking in tongues before we’re done. 

I went into his  side of the confessional. Bless me father, for I have really sinned. I have fucking sinned more than anyone I know.  Bless you father, for now you’re about to sin in a way you can never go back to what you were.

  

 

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Santa’s Naughty List

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Who is with me this year on making the naughty list?  This year was so fucked, but I still managed to make it to the top of Santa’s naughty list. I am very fucking good at being so very fucking bad. I tried to social distance but my cunt needs to be filled with lots of strange cock. 

I’ve been bringing men home and sneaking them in to hide it from my boring roomies. Last night we got a bit loud. Stacy was the only one here, as the others went home for the holidays. She kept banging on my door and it was really distracting me. I thought maybe if she had some fun with us, she would shut the fuck up.

  I knocked on her door telling her I had her favorite drink, Eggnog. Fucking gross!  I added a little surprise pill to help us loosen her up.  Before long, she was begging to be fucked by my hookups huge black cock. Things got a little rough, and she sort of banged her head.  Tyrone was in a mood and he pissed all over her face to try and wake her up. Nope, out fucking cold.

Well fuck!! What do we do now?  I texted some of my men friends to see if they wanted to have some fun. No one really likes her, but she is sort of hot in a librarian sort of way. About 20 showed up, and we set up the cameras. This is going to be nasty fucking fun. 

Want to know what happened once we got started?  Call me, and let’s have some nasty fun.

 

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Mean Girls Burn Especially On Halloween

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       Guess who the fuck is coming over for my Halloween party? You are going to just love this. It is the boring fat bitch who always tries to be friends with us. Remember on your birthday you fucked her and she oinked like a pig? 

I have a devious and twisted plan for Halloween night. Don’t I always? I am going to tell her you will be there and really want to see her. I will even tell her you have a thing for her. I’m telling her to dress in a sexy, latex nurse uniform. Imagine all the fat rolls in that? I’m going to have lots of food and you know she won’t be able to resist. I’m even going to tell her I have a girl crush on her and just can’t wait to sink my lips into all that fat.

When you arrive, she is giving me a lap dance. Well, at least attempting too.  You act so impressed by her. You also leave my front door open. You tell her how perfect she is and suggest she eat a little more. You squeeze her fat rolls and slowly undress her. I’m trying not to laugh as you roll your eyes when you look my way. You’re fucking her fat ass face when we hear the laughter. 

10 more of my friends have shown up for the party. They guys make remarks about how hot she is and they wish they could have a turn. I talk her into letting them gang bang her fat ass. She hesitates but knows if she wants to be friends with mean girls she has no choice. We’re laughing and drinking as we listen to her making pig sounds. 

This Halloween party with Harley and her mean friends.

 

 

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Let’s Get Nasty

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I am the nastiest chick I know. Most of my friends are so picky about where and how they get off. Not me, if my cunt is wet, I don’t care where I am. I need to get off.

My friends and I went to a bar last night that is known for how gross it can get. The rule of thumb is not to use the bathroom unless you want to fuck, or just can’t hold it in. The fact that the place is so gross just gets me even hotter and wetter.

I locked eyes with this hot guy, and he actually dared me to meet him in the bathroom. A little mess and smell never turned me off when I needed a random fuck from a strange guy. By the time he made it in, I was so horny I was already fingering my juicy cunt. He wasn’t alone! He had several well built guys with him for me to fuck. A gang bang in a dirty loo? What a way to spend my night.

Get nasty with Harley. What a way to spend YOUR fucking night.

 

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