Valentine’s Day Is Coming

I bet you won’t be cuming, you silly little loser! I mean, I guess you could take matters into your own hands, like always! I guess if you’re going to do that, you might as well call me. I promise to help you along, but maybe not like you thought I would.

What you must understand, if your pea brain can handle it, is that it’s all about me. Always about me and never ever about you. If you had a dick like the man in the picture, but sadly for you, you don’t.

I wonder while you stare at my photo, is it me you’re really looking at with lust? I don’t really think so. Besides how could you please a girl with that Q-tip between your legs? You can’t, so therefore I’ll turn you into the sissy freak you’re deep down inside.