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Memphis School of Learning

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School’s back in session and I’m in the mood for a really naughty teacher/student role-play. When I was in school, I was a very bad misbehaving student. I played by my own rules and my teachers knew I was going to be a star someday. Of course, I fooled around with some of my teachers, football coach and even the old janitor. The pervy janitor always had a thing for my big tits. He would stalk me in the girls locker room and one day I gave him the best titty fuck he would never forget. I milked his old janitor cock so effing good. Some of my most memorable fucks, blowjobs and handjobs were in school.

I highly recommend you come to the Memphis School of Learning,  it will be a little different than what you remember it was like.

The One and Only,

~M.M.~

Short Dick Man

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I went out last night with some of my favorite peeps and we ended up going to a Karaoke bar. What a freaking blast that was. Of course, I drank way too much and ended up singing “Short Dick Man” and made a complete fool of myself but I didn’t care. I picked that song when I was three shades to the wind but I think that song is totally me! I really don’t wanna short dick man.

I’m in love with cock but it’s the gorgeous cocks I need. Notice I said need and not want, I don’t want a big cock, I need to have one. If you ask me to define gorgeous cocks; it would be long, thick, huge mushroom head and you can’t go wrong with a big, veiny cock too. Let’s face it, my porn pussy needs something more than a pencil dick to fulfill my needs and boy do I have needs, haha!

I was reluctant to write this because I didn’t want to sound like a fucking snob but let the truth be known: I don’t wanna short dick man!

The Only and Only,

~M.M~

And The Gold Medal Goes To……Memphis!

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I’ve been watching some of the Olympics lately and I’m digging the hot divers and the guys on the swimming team. My panties get moist when I see their super big bulge in their Speedos. When I was in High School, I fucked the football team, basketball team and hell even the Debate team but now I’m starting to wonder why I never gave my pussy up to the swimming team. Oh well, I guess. On the other hand, I think I have made up for it..haha!
Since we’re on the subject of Olympics, if they were giving out medals to the Best Cock Sucker, it would be hands down given to me. You know I don’t like to brag (okay we all know that’s a lie) but I have the most skillful mouth and tongue ever! The bigger the cock the more my cock sucking talents shine.
I would love to be on national television with girls from other countries competing against each other for the “Best In Blowjobs” category. We would all have guys with 15 inch cocks in front of us and whoever could deep throat and get his cock off the fastest wins the medal.
I bet you would watch every fucking minute of the Olympics then, wouldn’t ya?

The One and Only,
~M.M~

What’s Your Freak Number?

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I want to know your freak number 1-10 (10 being the highest). My freakiness defiantly exceeds a 10. I’m probably a 100! When it comes to getting my freak on, I have zero limitations. When I am getting to know a guy, I am a pretty good judge of what his freak number is before we fuck. I love the guys that I think are a (5) and they shock the total shit outta me and they’re a total freak in the sheets.

I also like a young innocent boy and corrupting him (Memphis Style)  and making him into my little freak boy.

Call me and share with me your freak number and let the freakiness begin!

The One and Only,

~M.M.~

Are Ya Freak in Da Sheets?

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Here’s what I’m thinking on a Monday afternoon- Are you a freak in da sheets? Seriously, curious minds would like to know. I would say that I have had my fair share of freakiness. I am always up for more freaky adventures and outlandish sex acts. I have to admit, I’ve had a lot of sex and have done a lot of things from mild to buck wild but I am always up for bigger and better baby! I’m a crazy kinda girl with a humongous appetite for sex and I need a guy who can keep up with me and all my sexual quirks.
If you’re a Freak In Da Sheets call the 800 number below and let’s get our fucking freak on!
The One and Only,
~M.M.~

866-629-7037

Have Yourself a Very Memphis Christmas!

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Happy Holidays to all my freaks, geeks and wankers! Even though I’ve been super duper naughty this year, Santa will sure to stop at my house. Or least, I would hope so! I’m sure soon as Santa comes down my fake chimney (hee hee) and sees me in some smoking hot red lingerie with my stilettos, he would be surely eager to give me some gifts.

Since he’s had a long night and I’m sure he’s probably exhausted, I think it would be really cool of me to get on my knees like a good slut and suck on Santa’s big ole cock! And no worries, I will hydrate Santa and give him a mouthful of his own cum. Who wants milk when you can have the other good white stuff, ya know?

So, after a little naughty play doing it Memphis style; I’ll send Santa packing. That’s my way of giving back. After all, Santa needs a little pick me up to make it to the rest of the kiddies houses. Mission accomplished!

The One and Only,

~M.M~

My Two Favorite Reasons Why I Love Thanksgiving

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Your favorite phone sex porn slut is wishing you a Happy Thanksgiving. It’s one of my favorite holidays for 2 reasons. First reason is; I love to eat all the super yummy fattening food and I absoutley love Apple Pie! Second reason is; I get to see my Uncle Ed. Well, technically he’s not my real uncle because it’s my aunts 2nd husband but I call him uncle so whatever. Anyways, I don’t get to see them but once a year on Thanksgiving and uncle Al and I always find a way to have sex. And, when I say we have sex, I mean we have FUCKING SEX. We sneak away from the fam and find a room and get super nasty with each other for an hour.

His cock his absoutley beautiful and it breaks my heart I only get it once a year. Too bad he lives so far away, otherwise we’d be fucking like every night! My aunt almost caught us last year. In a way, I was relieaved but on the flip side I wanted her to catch us. I want to see the look on her face while her husband (my uncle) is boning the fuck outta my pussy. Maybe this year, we’ll see?

So there ya have it, my 2 reasons why I love Thanksgiving. I hope you get super stuffed and get to have a naughty taboo encounter like yours truly.

The One and Only,

~M.M~

Mirror, Mirror on the wall; Memphis can fuck the best of them all!

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Mirror, Mirror on the wall; who can fuck the best of all? Oh that’s right, ME! You know I’m the ultimate fuck and my hot pussy is always open for business. I never get tired of looking at myself and I especially love looking at my gorgeous body into a mirror while you’re fucking me from behind. I don’t like to miss a fucking thing! I always wanted mirrors on my ceiling. Is that too cheesy? Or, is that from the 70’s? I think it would be freaking fuck-tastic! I love watching my holes get fucked in every position possible. I also masturbate watching myself on old home videos that my ex’s taped while we were doing the all mighty nasty! I love the way I fuck and I get off by watching me get off. I’m not conceded, I am just simply awesome at fucking!
 Enuff said!
The One and Only,
~M.M~

Fucking Memphis Style

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I was told recently that I am somewhat of a size queen. I never really thought about it before until someone called me out on it. I guess since I am who I am and I’m only around big cocks, I guess I never really been with a cock that’s smaller than 6 inches. I didn’t even know a small cock even existed, LOL!
So, I like big, monstrous dicks; what girl doesn’t? I need a hard rod to stuff my pussy nice and good. My fav is to be on top and the longer the cock is, the more I can pump my pussy up and down on it. I really like to slide up on a long cock while clinching my pussy muscles tightly and then when I can feel your head almost slipping out, I pound my wet pussy down and get it really deep inside me. Then I get a lil outta control and ride your cock as hard as I can and eventually squirt all over.
So you see, little dicks won’t do me any good and I don’t even want to swim in the “little dickie pond”, because I know I won’t be satisfied.
When I’m on top and in charge, that’s how I like to do it when I’m fucking Memphis style. Fuck yeah!
The One and Only,
~M.M~

For Mr. S

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Who here remembers when I wrote a blog for Mr. S awhile ago? Nobody? Really? What the hell? lol

Anyway, I haven’t heard from him in a long time.  I thought about him off and on from time to time, wondering if he was okay.  Let’s face it, if some of you had something happen to you none of us girls would know.  And I’m sure you can’t put in your will, Please tell my favorite phone sex girl over at www.theklassykat.com that something happened to me, and thank her for letting me phone fuck her cunt.  Yeah, I don’t think that would go over to well.

Anywho, Mr. S likes for me to tell him all about the big HUGE cocks that I have had the pleasure of having in my mouth.  He also likes to watch as I gag on his friend’s cocks.  We both enjoy it greatly.  Seems Mr. S cannot phone any more, but you know what? That’s cool, I completely understand why.  The reason he gave was a very good one.

So now him and I bullshit on IM (when I can get the fucking thing to work, GRRR.).  We do not play mind you, we just talk.  Catch up and stuff along those lines.  But I know he still reads the blogs here, so Mr. S, this blog is for you because no shit…it really was THIS big! *smiles and swallows*

The One and Only,

~M.M.~