Sorry baby, Mommy is being so loud tonight. I know you hear my moans and screams coming down the hallway. I’ve seen you peek in a few times to check on me. I know you were worried about your Mommy.
Mommy has had a few drinks tonight at the bar and I brought home a couple of nice guys. I saw you had a worried look on your face that I might be in pain because of my screaming but don’t worry, Mommy is feeling really good right about now. I’m sorry I can’t come and tuck you in at the moment. I hope you understand that Mommy needs her holes satisfied.
Why don’t you stick around. I know you keep asking me about the birds & the bees. This would be a great first lesson for you.
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