I encourage you to have an affair tonight. This doesn’t mean to literally go out and pick up some random chick and have meaningless sex. The affair I am talking about is picking up the phone and dialing my number. Not only is it safer but it’s also more enjoyable in more ways than one. You see, I am intelligent, beautiful woman who can hold a conversation, who knows what you’ll get when you go to a bar. 9 times out of 10 you will pick up some trashy, unattractive girl who can’t even add 6 plus 9! I love to engage in long, stimulating conversations that lead to intense, memorable orgasms. The type of affair I am talking about are the ones that leave you smiling days after. When’s the last time you got really got excited about a woman? When you can’t wait till you talk again and you even have planned what you want to talk about. You’re excited to hear my moans, and whispers and wonder if we could possibly have a more intense orgasm than last time (if that’s even possible). I dare you to call me and have that affair you’ve always dreamed about. You have nothing to lose but your willingness to surrender to my incredible voice, creative mind and exquisite body.
Jayme,
I can’t wait to surrender to your incredible voice, creative mind and exquisite body on Friday afternoon!
Southern Gentleman