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Oh the things I’ve learned though out my years….

I’ve learned a few things through my years of fucking around. Every experience has taught me something new. Here is my Top Ten List of things I have learned:

10. Size does matter!!! If you’re looking for a good butt slammin’ fuck, the bigger the better. There’s nothing like feeling the tip of a rock hard dick pounding against your belly button from the inside!!! However, if you are looking for pure comic entertainment you can’t beat (literally), a teeny weeny. They say laughter is the best medicine and a puny pecker is like a double dose of fine brandy!!! I just can’t explain the pleasure of watching some big wheel standing there with his John Thomas nipped between his fingers and rubbing it like he’s rolling a booger while I get nailed by a ten inch bowel buster!!! LOL… LOL… LOL

9. If 1 is good 2 is better and 3 is still not enough. Having my pussy stretched is pure pleasure. Having my face fucked is bliss. Feeling my ass plundered is absolute joy, but having all three stuffed at once is the ultimate in orgiastic pleasure. Especially if some poor schmuck of a diddle dick is forced to watch!!!

8. A musky pussy is the best perfume a woman can wear. Don’t spiff it up with powders and douches. Young or old, men love to bury their face in a thick musky cunt and scrub their face back and forth. There’s a reason they call a moustache a flavor saver.

7. Titties that have suffered the effects of gravity wrap around a stiff dick real nice. They also jiggle and bounce and swing and sway oh so nice!!!

6. Stinky old ladies panties attract mother-fuckers like flies. On your ass or in the hamper there’s always some sissy little pervo that wants to scratch and sniff!!!

5. The bigger the cock stuffed into your mouth the more cum will shoot out of your nose.

4. If a man strokes his cock the same way all the time it will develop a curve. Talk to a masturbatrix like me to avoid this DEFORMITY.

3. There is no shame in having a turd drop out after a 12 inch cock is popped from your poop chute! I’ve taken some massive pricks up the back door and I’ve slammed a foot or so of latex into a few “man”ginas and there is always something that chases it out. It just comes slipping and sliding down that will well lubed butthole. Let’s face it… SHIT HAPPENS!

2. Husbands are only jealous of their wives fucking a big black cock when they don’t share or at least let them watch!

1. If a baby can shoot out your cunt a fist can be jammed in! I know from experience!!!

Family Fun

It was time for our annual ladies get away. We had to allow Ethan to come because he is just one year old and my daughter Pam couldn’t get a sitter. It worked out though and we had loads of family fun and bonding. There was one particular night when Pam was breast feeding Ethan and his sister Leah was at the kitchen table. Pam was topless while Ethan sucked one nipple and I pumped the other nipple causing hot milk to squirt onto my nipples. I motioned for Leah to com over to the sofa as I spread my legs she licks my pussy like only she can. Mom finishes breast feeding and passes him to me so I can burp him and he can suck the milk off my nipples. As soon as he finishes that I pass him back to Mom so she can suck his pervy cock. It’s so nice to see how well she sucks him off. He just giggles and Leah looks up from eating my pussy. “Granny I want to make him laugh” She moves from my pussy as Mom holds her brother while she tickles his pervy cock with her lips. Ethan just giggles and Pam just moans as I hit her clit….

“Granny look how happy he is” Leah exclaims. She has no idea…..we are one happy family.

Another hot call with Mr. Pink Panties

Mr. Pink Panties called with this wonderful letter he wrote his daughter as she went off to camp.  Now,

Granny Trudy and Mr. Pink Panties have the love of incest of daughters, sons, grand-kids. The stories are so

Hot, Hot, We both sit on the phone and Masturturbate (well for me over and over)

Now Mr. PP’s Daughter from a very young age has so much control over him. She would be playing with

friends and tell them my daddy wears pink panties want to see?  So she would command daddy to take the

pants off and show his panties.  Then right in front of the friends she would have daddy show his cock to

the friends. MMM Mr. PP’s Daughter would hop on the bed and start to enjoy daddy and play. Now mind

you she was young 7 years old.  Nice pussy at that age. Smooth, and seem to be plump like a nice peach.

The daughters friends would jump on the bed to get a nice peek. Mr. PP would hear OOOO ahhhhhh

from the friends. My that would get him harder.  Mr. PP’s daughter took her small hands around the cock

to get a nice firm hold and put her nice lips on that cock, and started to suck nice and S L O W.  As her

friends lick their LIPS. They started to join in. Three small tongues on this cock Mr. PP knows how to

wait for his daughters permission. That he did.  She said daddy show them how you fuck my pussy.

He then put his cock in this hot peach of a pussy and fuck her peachy pussy.  The she said oh daddy

that feels so good..She then said to her friends watch daddy cum inside me. More ooooo and ahhhhs

Those are the times of glory for Mr. PP and his daughter that he wrote in his letter..as he missed her

so much as she went off to camp. What a hot caller. Ty Mr.PP

The grandkids….

I have been craving the Pieter paddler of the running of my grand kids. I just love when they run my house with nothing on there bodies. I don’t think I am the only one that feels that way. It makes my pussy all nice and hot. When I catch one of there bodies I put my hand between there legs and rub my hand on my grand daughters nice pink pussy.  Gosh it feels so bald and clean, I sit her on my lap and rub her chest. She would start to rub my nipples and get them all nice and hard. She pulled the one out and started to suck it. OMG it felt so good. Then I took the other one out and told her to suck both. I then pull up my skirt as I had no panties.  I told her I have juices between my legs she can suck on.  She went down on grandma at 8 years old and licked and sucked my pussy.Wont you share with we more bout my grand kids…you know  Iam nasty old grandma who will do anything to get you off!!!!

GILF (Grandma I’d like to fuck) Phonesex is so nasty because I really don’t have a care in the world and I have done most everything. Test my limits baby, see if you can take me some where new.

Grandson’s joke

A boy in the sixth grade comes home after school one day. His mother notices that he’s got a big smile on his face. She asks, “Did anything special happen at school today?”
“Yes, Mom. I had sex with my English teacher!”
The mother is stunned. “You’re going to talk about this with your father when he gets home.”
Well, when dad comes home and hears the news he is pleased as punch. Beaming with pride, he walks over to his son and says, “Son, I hear you had sex with your English teacher.”
“That’s right, Dad.”
“Well, you became a man today – this is cause for celebration. Let’s head out for some ice cream, and then I’ll buy that new bike you’ve been asking for.”
“That sounds great, Dad, but I can I have a football instead? My ass is killing me.”

Neighbor Next door

I’ll get right to the details, I went next door to help the next door lady change a light bulb. This is not a story of some sexy young lady next door, she was in her 60’s. While I was standing on the ladder changing the bulb, she was going about her business, I ask her to hand me the new bulb when she reach up to hand it to me I could see down her shirt. When she caught me looking I know my faced turned red, so I quickly look up at the light. Much to my surprise when coming down the ladder she had lifted up her shirt to show me her sagging wrinkled tits. I don’t know why that turned me on, but i wanted so much to suck those old sagging tits. Neither of us said a word, when I leaned down and took one of her nipples in my mouth. She pulled me back to the couch and I sucked and licked both nipples.By now i was rock hard, and no I don’t have a 10 inch dick like everyone elese telling these stories. I am about 5 1/2 inches rock hard. She told me she hadn’t been with a man for years. I am kinda of a shy guy, but I couldn’t stop, so I ask her if she would like to have sex. So I slowly started sliding her pants down her leggs until i pulled them past her feet. Then I grabbed one of her wrinkled feet and started rubbing them, then kissing them. She was moaning so much, it really got me exited. 

She ask me to undress, so as I did she started playing with my hard cock. She guided me to floor, then she sat on the couch and starting rubbing my cock with her feet. As I was looking at the wrinkled old woman, naked rubbing my cock with her feet all I could think of was I want that pussy. She then ask me how long it would take to get hard again after I cum, I told her if she helped it along about 20 mins. I ask her why, she told me to grab her feet and fuck them till I cum. So I stood up and grabbed her feet with both of my hands and slid my dick between them. I started pumping my dick in and out between her soles of both feet. I can tell you how good this felt. I only took about five mins till I shot a load all over her feet.

I then without thinking spread her legs and dove down on her pussy, at first I was thinking what the hell am i doing, but her pussy was so wet I just slid my tounge in and out, licking and playing with her clit. She grab my hair and was pulling my face in tighter. She ask if she could sit on my face and ride my tounge, I laid back on the floor and she straddled my face and rocked back and forth as I licked and sucked her wet pussy. She let out the loudest scream I have every heard when she climaxed. That was so damn exciting, she laid back down along side of me with her head down by my dick, then said lets get this thing hard again.

She then started licking and stroking my cock which came to life quickly. I was begging her to let me fuck her pussy. So she told me she had always wanted to have sex on the kitchen table, so I said lets go. She took me into the kitchen and she laid back on the table. I grabbed her by the knees and spread her legs. I then guided my hard 5 1/2 inch dick into her soaking wet pussy. She was so tight I almost came just slidding it in. She was moaning and groaning. I told her I had to take is slow for minute for fear that I would cum to quick, she reach down and started playing with my cock pulling it out of her pussy. Then she pinched the head of it so hard, it hurt like hell. Then she told me now fuck me hard. I slide my hard cock back into her pussy and after about 2 strokes was pumping her hard. I love the sound of my balls slamming into her big saggy butt. She was moaning and groaning so much that I couldn’t hardly stand it. I was watching her wrinkled sagging
tits flopping around as I was slamming her hard. She just kept telling me to fuck her pussy hard. After about five minutes I was ready to blow a big load, so I told her i couldn’t last much longer. She told me to fuck her as hard and fast as I could. I was slamming her pussy so hard I couldn’t beleive it, she was screaming and moaning for more, until i couldn’t take it any more. I shot such a huge load of cum into her pussy, I fell onto her big saggy tits.
After that I was laying there looking at this old wrinkled body, thinking what the hell just happen. We were both exhausted and just laid there on the table.
After getting back to the house, I started thinking over the next couple of hours how turned on I was when fucking her feet. It didn’t take long until my dick was hard thinking about her feet. I look at the clock and seen that my family wasn’t do back for a couple of hours.
My mind was thinking about going back over there, but I was also feeling so guilty about cheating. Before long I was back at her door knocking. She answered the door and ask me back in. I ask her again if this was going to be our secret, she finally said yes and you don’t have to fuck me again if you don’t want to.

That’s when I told Mary that I needed so bad to fuck her feet again right now. Without a thought she  told me to get on the floor where I was earlier. She told me to pull my pants off, and starting jacking me off with her feet. After about a minute she ask me if we could find a position where I was doing the work. So she laid back on the couch and told me to do what ever I wanted. I grabbed her feet again and slid my dick between her soles and pumped back and forth forth a few times, when she ask me to stop. I ask her what was wrong and she said that she wanted me to fuck her tits. She told me to go find lubricant of some kind. I ask her what she had, she finally told me to grab some cooking oil out of the kitchen.

When I got back she had undressed and was laying on the couch, I opened the oil and poured it all over her tits. Rubbing it in very slowly, her nipples were getting very hard, for the first time I noticed how hard and long they were. Wow they were sticking out at least a half inch. I wanted nothing more than to suck those hard long nipples. She told me to slide my dick between her tits. So I sat across her stomach and move forward between her tits that were sagging to both sides. She grabbed her tits and pushed them together around my dick. Just the site of this about made me cum right there. She told me to take it slow and fuck her tits. The oil made is feel so good. With my dick being as short as it is made it hard to stay between them. So we finally shifted our position until I found my groove. At first we start slow then she demanded that I fuck her tits hard and fast. I started slamming it in and out so fast, she told me that when I was ready to cum to shoot
it on her nipples. Just hearing that made me want to cum, so I pulled out and tried to hit her nipples but just shot it all over her tits. She rubbed it all over her tits and nipples. She told me to get dressed and get home.

I am not proud of this story and have never told anyone about this, so its kinda a load off my mind. I now go over at least once a week for a foot job or tit job and to fuck that great pussy.

 

Sharing the stories about the Grand kids

So, one day I had a caller who was telling me how he and his daughter would have sex when she was a little girl. Now that she is older and grown and has kids of her own she is teaching them what her and her daddy use to do. So, one day when they were doing the diaper change for the little grand child. The little boy started to cry. The grandpa started to rub his little pee pee and he the little child started to smile. Then they put the child on the floor and let the child suck on the head of the cock like a nice pacifier.  The mother called in the grand daughter and said look what grand dad is doing to your brother. Why don’t you suck on his.  She said good idea.  Sothe got the little boy nice and hard. The grand dads cock was so hard he was bout to cum and shot his load into the little childs mouth and he just drank it. Like it was milk. And kept sucking the head of grand dads cock.  What family fun they all had.

Watching the kids outside

As I sit watching the kids outside..there is a boy who keeps watching me..rock back and forth. He comes up to me and asked ” Granny T How is it you get your tits to hard?” I said little boy do you always ask that to a sexy women? he said no but i watch you in your window when you masturbate and undress. I see you in your panties and wonder how you are so pretty and milky in your pussy.  I was taken by this young boy and wonder how this could be.  He said you are the only granny that makes my cock cum with out me touching it. When it cums i take my underwear off and lick it up to worship it just for you granny. Just as he said that my pussy got wet and my nipples got hard. I told this child Young boy i will be sure to give you a great window show. tap my window and i will know it is you and i will start the show just for you . He ran off and started to play with a nice little hard on.

 

Planting the seeds

As i was out one day doing yard work, i had my shorts on..you know the ones that show my ass cheeks, and my pussy lips. I was bending over to put my tulips in the ground when a young boy came in to ask if he can help me…i said lad i am just bout done but i can use some help in the house. So he helped me clean up. He came in and help me undress take my cloths off. Took my shirt off and saw i had no bra on…He loved my breast and nipples.  He then unbutton my shorts and saw no panties.  He said oh granny i am so hard from seeing you like this.  Can i show you…so he did i got to my knees and put my mouth on his cock and sucked his 13 inch cock.  OMG it was nice and hard and long.  He said he wanted to stick it inside me…i laid down and open my legs up wide and said fuck me hard and long…he did i cam some hard…and he came on my face….what and day just planting the seeds.

Granny does it all!

I’m an old whore who just doesn’t care about being a proper lady. I had my fair share of men and relationships and now this old bag wants a big meat stick poking in and out of my pussy. I love old cocks and young cocks. I especially love my 16 year old grandson beautiful dick. He loves to fuck his granny and boy does he do a good job. I really am in aww of his cock, it’s shaped so perfect with a big mushroom head that oozes out hot, pre-cum. In all my years I haven’t seen more of a perfect cock than my grandsons.

I love taking it up the ass and I really have no boundaries. I have been doing phone sex for many years and I never get tired of it and I always satisfy all my gentlemen callers. If you’re ready for an old broad like me who loves to have unrestricted phone sex, give me a call baby!

Granny Trudy Specialties

FAMILY FUN, GLORY HOLES, NASTY ROLE-PLAYS, ANAL PLAY, STRAP-ON TRAINING, PISSING, SMOKING FETISH, MEDICAL PLAY, GROUP SEX, MOMMY, PANTY BOY, TOILET TRAINING, STOCKING FETISH, DOMINATION,SHAVING AND MUCH,MUCH MORE!