Some sicko from Portage, India called me today and left the following message on my voice mail.
“Yeah, umm, I saw your ad on uhh the Internet. I’m a 35 year old white male, I’m into domination and I’m wondering if you’re into domination and fetishes? I’m really not that well hung, but I do like being at the feet of a goddess, so, umm, I also like toilet training and brown showers. I’d like to set up an appointment. Please call me at 219-331-6256.”
I entered his number into a telephone search engine and discovered that this whack job was from Portage, India. Please feel free to call my ignorant, curry loving friend and let him know that you would love to slap the shit out of him with your very well endowed man tool and that they do sell books about grammar in India too! LOL
I just had to vent! Happy Halloween everyone (Especially you J.M.)! Thank God for my sweet, normal, grammatically correct callers. Life is good!
Alex
LMFAO!!! Well we all get our share of those, dont we hun? Good for you for fighting back!!!