As you all know by now, I am one sick bitch. I can take you places you never thought possible. You name it, and I can make you explode! Except, of course, if you have a worthless, limp dick. In that case, DO NOT waste my precious time.
I always say, “The bigger, the better.” But what woman in her right mind wouldn’t prefer a real man who knows how to please them over a pathetic man who can’t even keep his insignificant dick up.
I understand that even small dicks need attention from time to time. Just know that the only attention you will be getting from me will come in the form of laughing and pointing. I’ll ask some of my friends to join in as well. Don’t worry though, you might luck out and one of them might actually find what you have to offer appealing. I wouldn’t hold my breath if I were you.
Written By: Julie
