Archive for the 'Shit Eating Phone Sex' Category

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Hungry, Aren’t You?

               

You can’t fool me! I know exactly what you’ve been doing while I was away. The evidence is all over your face, you weirdo! It looks like you dived head first into my dirty clothes hamper. I knew that you would, so I left some very tasty treats for you.

           Now you’re craving the real thing. Fresh, hot, and right out of my holes. Well then, just follow me to my room. No one is home today. I don’t think you’re really ready yet though. I don’t feel like I made you wait long enough. 

My bathroom is just a dirty mess. I can’t have that! On your knees and stick out your tongue. Completely clean my bathroom and maybe just maybe I’ll be waiting for you in bed with something else for you to clean up. 

 

Written By: Delaney
Call  Delaney @ 1-888-566-2337
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Cheaters Get Punished

       Come closer, closer I said! What’s that on your face? I know that I didn’t see you this morning for my clean-up. Now, it’s way past time, and I already began my day. Such a shame really, as I had a huge dinner last night. I used toilet paper, and my sweet asshole, didn’t like it at all. Here you are, begging me.

 

           So what happened?

Did you take a wrong turn and end up in a ladies bathroom? Did you dive right in, without any concern for me? Now I’m sitting here, very much in need of a toilet slave. I’m backed up and need a long tongue to fish out those tasty shit grapes. My tampon is full and dripping down to the floor. 

I can smell her on your breath. I admit, I’m a little intrigued by her earthy scent. I might want to meet her. You, you’ll never see her again unless you want to be cut off from my gloriously tasty shit.

 

Written By: Delaney
Call  Delaney @ 1-888-566-2337
Email- teendelaney4u@aol.com

Shit Prints

 

My married lover loves to see my cute pink lip prints all over his body. I love to kiss every inch of him, leaving my shiny lip gloss everywhere. It makes him smell so sexy too from all the different scents.

Have you ever been so fucking horny, that nothing else matters? You know that kind. Where you just don’t care if you forget to shave, or wash perfectly, you just want to fuck!

We were really getting into it. My lips, and tongue were everywhere. As I began kissing back up his body, I noticed my gloss no longer smelled like vanilla and mint. It sort of smelled earthy. I looked at his chest and the pink lip prints had turned to brown. I could try and hide it. Maybe apply some more pink gloss to my lips.

Was it from him or me? He’s eating my ass out so good, that I stop thinking about it. It feels so good with his tongue buried deep in my shit. He comes back up and kisses me deeply. It definitely isn’t my gloss I feel and taste. His cock is buried in my ass and he is pounding me. I hear him moan to give it to him. He came so fucking hard while his cock was buried in my shitty ass.

 

Written By: Delaney
Call  Delaney @ 1-888-566-2337
Email- teendelaney4u@aol.com

Did Santa Let You Down?

             Oh no! Christmas is over and you didn’t get anything you wanted from Santa. Do you know why that is? It seems you’re a big ole perv and Santa didn’t understand your present requests. You have bags and bags of chocolate candy now. You don’t even have a sweet tooth so what the heck was he thinking? 

I just hate seeing you so disappointed. Don’t worry, I knew exactly what you were begging Santa for. Not exactly chocolate, but just as sweet, and tasty. I’ve been preparing for you and trust me, your present will be huge! 

               It does seem however, that part of your present is on the sexy cock of my boyfriend. Let me rub it all over your face. Oh my, I see that clitty growing in your pants. 

 

 

Written By: Delaney
Call  Delaney @ 1-888-566-2337
Email- teendelaney4u@aol.com

Dark Chocolate

           Don’t you just love dark chocolate?  The way it feels in your mouth, the way it tastes on your tongue? There’s absolutely nothing like it. I gave my new boyfriend a special treat of it, and now that’s all he craves.

At first, it was just a fun little surprise to add to our fucking. I pushed a dark chocolate candy in my adorable ass and left it for him to pull out with his tongue. He was so excited and asked for more. I pushed 5 more into my bottom. As he ate, he begged for more. When they were all gone, he said he had 7 candies. There were only 5. 

This was a mystery for certain. I pulled him close and kissed his lips. That didn’t taste much like chocolate, but something else. I giggled softly to myself when I figured out what happened. At the same time, he did as well. He then grabbed me, pushed me down on my bed. He begged me for more of my special home made treats.

 

Written By: Delaney
Call  Delaney @ 1-888-566-2337
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Desperate

Desperate is the best word that describes a loser like you. You’re so desperate for all my bodily fluids, especially my nasty, smelly shit. From the time you wake up, to the time you go to bed, you think about my beautiful, brown puckered hole.

You dream about your face being inches from my asshole. You wait patiently as you see my asshole starting to open and a big, brown turd appears. You’re so hungry for my shit, it’s like you haven’t eaten in days. You just need one lick, one taste, to satisfy your craving of me.

You desperately hope that I got fucked in my ass by a real man who can pleasure me. There’s nothing you crave more than my shit covered in cum. You don’t even care whos cum, you just want to taste the strangers jizz and my shit in one big mouthful.

Perhaps, you’re so desperate that you would even taste your own cum and shit. You’re that much of a loser to do something so pathetic like that.

 

Written By: Missy
Call  Missy @ 1-866-403-2903
Email:misbehavingmissy69@yahoo.com

Asswipe And Shitstain

What is it about super nasty, taboo, twisted roleplays that makes a person so horny? I have been experimenting  sexually lately with practices that normally wouldn’t excite me. Here is the thing though, it’s with a girl that is so hot, it’s unreal.  She comes in a pair.  I affectionately named them Asswipe and Shitstain. 

I met Shitstain a few months ago.  You know at first, his fetish sort of grossed me out. I made fun of him and called him Ass. Things changed once I met Asswipe. I was willing to do anything she wanted. 

  I found the whole experience so fucking liberating. I mean your man wants anal, but you are nervous about it. If you no longer care if he gets shit on his dick, it is amazing! 

The first time, after we finished fucking, I completely cleaned his dick. I sort of knew then I was getting hooked on nasty, dirty, sloppy fucking. 

The sexy, dirty things I could tell you about those two. Call me and let’s get nasty!

 

 

Written By: Delaney
Call  Delaney @ 1-888-566-2337
Email- teendelaney4u@aol.com

 

 

 

 

You Are What You Eat

    Hey shit face! I know exactly what you have been doing in my bathroom. At first, I thought you were just smelling my dirty panty’s from the hamper. Maybe doing some snooping in my walk-in closet. That wasn’t it at all. Now, was it?

Did you forget to lock the door? I saw you on the bathroom floor just cleaning my toilet with your tongue. Just what the fuck is wrong with you, loser?

I say this because you could have been getting your chocolate treats directly from the source. Now I know, so no need to hide it any longer. 

Get on your knees shit face! Put your head all the way back, making me the perfect toilet seat. Bury that tongue in my sweet ass. If you keep it in long enough and if you are very lucky , you just might get to smell my sweet perfume farts. 

Go deeper, till you can pull out some of my delightful not ready yet shit. Chew on those perfect brown grapes, savor them.

Thirsty? Time for my hot, tangy piss.  Eat and drink up, bitch.

 

 

Written By: Malaya Maxxx
Call  Malaya @ 1-866-659-8370
Email: malayamax@aol.com

 

 

Training the Perfect Slave

I have such a good caller, M. He is obedient and does everything that I say. He wants to be the perfect cock sucking toilet slave for me.

I’m his Mistress and he knew that almost instantly. We clicked. He needed someone that would push him to do better. He was only fantasizing about sucking cock. Then he branched out under my guidance and started visiting the glory holes to get his oral fix. It’s just not enough! Not for him and definitely not for me.

I want more from him.

I not only want him getting his face fucked more, I want him swallowing cum and I want him to fully commit to being a good faggot for me. I can tell he’s tempted to go all the way. He’s a bottom that needs a big dick top. He knows that he’ll have to keep pushing himself to do more or I’ll start wallet raping him. He doesn’t like when I’m disappointed and will pay anything to make me happy.

He’s such a good slave. He just needs a little more training to be perfect. I’m a good Mistress to give him the transformation that he wants and needs.

 

Written By: Anna
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Beg For My Ass!

Look at this ass! Who wouldn’t beg for it? I have a caller who will do anything for my ass, and I do mean anything. Of course, I don’t let him have my gorgeous ass right away. Oh no, I have to hear him beg for it, like the pathetic little loser he is. Once I feel his cock is tortured enough, I then back my ass up to his tongue. He begs to clean my dirty, sweaty ass.

After he thoroughly licks and sucks my entire ass, he begs for something more. He wants to eat my dirty shit. Once is just not enough, I like to completely fill his mouth till shit is oozing out and make him savor every fucking last drop of his Princess’s shit pie.

One of my favorite things to do to my loser is have him watch my boyfriend fuck my ass. I will shit on his huge cock afterwards, and make my faggot ass slave beg my boyfriend to lick every inch of his cock clean.

I think I have something more for my little bitch for next time. Let the begging begin because it’s about to get messy!

 

Written By: Missy
Call  Missy @ 1-866-403-2903
Email:misbehavingmissy69@yahoo.com