Caller A

I have a caller, A, and I can’t put into words how pathetic this man truly is. It’s hilarious! First, he’s married and his wife won’t even let him fuck her— she fucks HIM! She and her friends have a good laugh at his expense. Strap-on play isn’t even the best part. He cums super quick. When I do calls with him, I put the stopwatch on and time him. I know it’s hard to imagine, but he cums in less than a minute— sometimes twice! It’s so funny! And the girly little noises he makes. Holy cow. I laugh so hard at him. Now his wife is making him take real dick while she and her girlfriends laugh and cheer him on. I love a man that knows his place.