Hey stupid wanna play a game? Lol like you have a choice fucktard. Go get all those bags of things you bought me today. Here are the rules. You have to find 3 things SMALLER then that itty bitty teeny weenie of yours. Well I didn’t say it would be easy, that’s not the point. For every time you fail, you will have to take an embarrassing picture of yourself holding said item…
Okay start with the food bag, hmmm nope the cucumber is definitely bigger. OOOOH you found something? Ok yes one of the baby carrots is smaller then your cock…by a little. But you showed me the BAG OF BABY CARROTS. So smile stupid, and get your clitty cock out and hard. I’ll take just one baby carrot out and show how it’s about the same size as you are….LOSER.
Next onto makeup! Let’s see….well that lipstick is a bit shorter when it’s closed…but look what happens when we open it up and push up the lipstick…it’s not shorter any more you shrimp dick idiot, so I guess you lose again. Tell you what, this time when we take your picture we’ll write “BITCH” on your tummy right above that clit!
Now onto the shoes…oh fuck it we both know you’ll lose here, so why don’t you just bend over and pray I decide to lube your ass up before I get out my strapon!
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